An Adultier Adult

meeptastic


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To celebrate my adulthood, my mom got be a box of chocolate boobs xD 13 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
Oh my God. I do body paints sometimes. I'm gonna do tidepod tiddies
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Halloween is coming 10 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
That's almost Halloween
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Halloween is coming 10 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
It's almost Halloween time
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Godamnit Carol 10 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
I have a guy who gets the same exact thing every time, and has never failed to tell me it's too expensive. Same price. Every time.
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To celebrate my adulthood, my mom got be a box of chocolate boobs xD 13 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
*gives you a row of choco-boobs*
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To celebrate my adulthood, my mom got be a box of chocolate boobs xD 13 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
....
Would a chocolate boob cheer you up?
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Godamnit Carol 10 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
Susan was here with Linda earlier
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That's too easy 34 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
That's close to $140 dollars per hour
Hell yes I would
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What is an acorn? 4 comments
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Satan is waiting for you 4 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
Hel is the air code for Helsinki and I don't know if that makes it any better
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Don't 8 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
Ah yes, how could I not see it. I need to get more calcium
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Don't 8 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
Wtf even is that
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I will find her and marry her 8 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
Is no one gonna question the 4 inch heels in s a n d
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I thought we went over this I can't do that
But really what happened
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It would explain a lot if I was already dead tbh
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Someone gave them to me on a sandwich and it was transcendental, but there's warnings that say those can be dangerous to eat do idk
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Carrying a newborn 6 comments
meeptastic · 6 years ago
I was worried because I left but you were already gone by the time I got back xD
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I hate the leaves but the sprouts are fucking delicious
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
You hate what?
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Be glad
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
That and squash are the worst things ever
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It's like a fucked up cucumber cactus hybrid that tastes like axe body spray it's a damn travesty
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
XD I bet you even eat zucchini
Disgusting
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
That's it
We can't be friends
Tomatoes are my personal god
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It's mostly tomatoes don't judge me xD
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