mel
I love you with all my butt,
I would say heart,
but my butt is bigger ♥
I'm sure I'm not the only one 9 comments
mel
· 11 years ago
The intimacy is bigger
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Alfonso ribeiro has some extreme fans 1 comments
This makes a girl 42 comments
Sometimes I worry for the world 33 comments
mel
· 11 years ago
She's yelling the whole text, and then she writes "xxxxxxxxx" nah no kisses thank you
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I want one 19 comments
mel
· 11 years ago
I still wouldn't want it . Unless it brings me food and makes sure nobody comes into my room without my permission, then yes.
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The reaction I get when I cook for my wife 9 comments
My Maths teacher keeps on telling us a joke. And we got pretty tired of it. 5 comments
mel
· 11 years ago
She was lovely, always talking about the news. But then things escalated pretty quickly, and she became racist and... Well yeah nobody liked her anymore -- nicest way to put it
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Mon calling me a son of a b*tch 4 comments
mel
· 11 years ago
My mom always tells me "I told you, you're not human, you're a beast" why thank you kind lady
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My Maths teacher keeps on telling us a joke. And we got pretty tired of it. 5 comments
mel
· 11 years ago
Sorry haha, well she's always talking and she keeps telling us "There's a picture with a girl holding a iPad and a boy holding a iPod and their father saying iPaid" and she'll laugh really hard haa. Omg 'cause the father's face looks tired of giving out money? Don't mind me haha
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