Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

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Bae also has sexy time with her 7 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Isn't it this satire account?
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Pet the Bird with Hate 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
And it's the Count that thoughts ... Thinks! Ah dammit
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Opposite day is a paradox 19 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
What about progress and congress? Prostitution and constitution? Not all words are compareable.
Pro and contra are latin by the way.
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Our ancestors were amazing! 16 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Maybe it was hot ass sand
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Opposite day is a paradox 19 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I met up with my girls for the meteor shower, but I had the best plan. I invited them over to my house for cocktails and watching shooting stars.
Best case scenario: Cocktails and shooting stars
Worst case scenario: Cocktails
(It was the second)
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Erizabeth from Ros Angeres 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
And I miss her :(
I tried to write mails to her but I guess I have the wrong adress. Her name is Asuka, but the australian chef we worked for couldn't pronounce it and just called her Ash.
She was also the person to make me aware that the word "crispy" actually sounds very crispy. And then she discovered that our german "knusprig" is even crispier.
"KNUSPRIG! Crispiest word in the world!!!"
Woman ignites man's fuel pump after he refused to give her a cigarette 21 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Good thing she's caught on tape
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There should be a law like this for Funsubsters 27 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
We're from all around the world. It's never just Zeus.
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RIP Lil nuts 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
What is a Dad?
You. You is a Dad.
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As a woman who doesn't give a damn about fashion, I'm confused by this weird stereotype. 8 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Welp neither of you is female :D
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When to quit 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Uhmmm... In Germany it's common for employers to demand a 4 week notice.
This also exists for apartments - if you plan to move, it usually requires a 3 months notice.
'Did you just shit on me carl?' 5 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
CAAAAAARL
THAT KILLS PEOPLE CARL
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Erizabeth from Ros Angeres 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I once worked with a japanese colleague who made fun of chinese people by squinting her eyes even more. It was hilarious :D
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Dutch police giving trauma teddies to childeren just after a car crash 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
There you go... Nah haha just kidding lol, don't be such a puss
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Little spoon please 2 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
But that makes the waiter the big spoon
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Accurate af 15 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
What about 30 and up?
Every time I finish I think of this 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Ever had a hooha so awful it turned you gay?
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Now everyone can enjoy the Deadpool baby hand 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
*is white*
*uses black hand for pic*
Girl: who's that dude holding your dick??
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Dark 15 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
-- Monkey D. Luffy
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Approaching a locust invasion 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
...or bike
*pukes*
Every time I finish I think of this 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
That's because you're not a guy. Same goes for me haha :D
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Dark 15 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Some of my meals are just sleep
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 9 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Zelda?
How is life going? 20 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ
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same 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Not glad he didn't