mialinay
I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche
Bae also has sexy time with her 7 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
Isn't it this satire account?
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Pet the Bird with Hate 3 comments
Opposite day is a paradox 19 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
What about progress and congress? Prostitution and constitution? Not all words are compareable.
Pro and contra are latin by the way.
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Pro and contra are latin by the way.
Opposite day is a paradox 19 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
I met up with my girls for the meteor shower, but I had the best plan. I invited them over to my house for cocktails and watching shooting stars.
Best case scenario: Cocktails and shooting stars
Worst case scenario: Cocktails
(It was the second)
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Best case scenario: Cocktails and shooting stars
Worst case scenario: Cocktails
(It was the second)
Erizabeth from Ros Angeres 11 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
And I miss her :(
I tried to write mails to her but I guess I have the wrong adress. Her name is Asuka, but the australian chef we worked for couldn't pronounce it and just called her Ash.
She was also the person to make me aware that the word "crispy" actually sounds very crispy. And then she discovered that our german "knusprig" is even crispier.
"KNUSPRIG! Crispiest word in the world!!!"
I tried to write mails to her but I guess I have the wrong adress. Her name is Asuka, but the australian chef we worked for couldn't pronounce it and just called her Ash.
She was also the person to make me aware that the word "crispy" actually sounds very crispy. And then she discovered that our german "knusprig" is even crispier.
"KNUSPRIG! Crispiest word in the world!!!"
There should be a law like this for Funsubsters 27 comments
When to quit 11 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
Uhmmm... In Germany it's common for employers to demand a 4 week notice.
This also exists for apartments - if you plan to move, it usually requires a 3 months notice.
This also exists for apartments - if you plan to move, it usually requires a 3 months notice.
'Did you just shit on me carl?' 5 comments
Erizabeth from Ros Angeres 11 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
I once worked with a japanese colleague who made fun of chinese people by squinting her eyes even more. It was hilarious :D
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Every time I finish I think of this 11 comments
Now everyone can enjoy the Deadpool baby hand 11 comments
mialinay
· 6 years ago
*is white*
*uses black hand for pic*
Girl: who's that dude holding your dick??
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*uses black hand for pic*
Girl: who's that dude holding your dick??
Every time I finish I think of this 11 comments