Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

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Tio 9 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
And all those nanas called Abuela
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Sad times are upon us 8 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Wait, Mr Dad.... HAS A DAD? D:
*gasp*
Some people should never have been given photo software 13 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Half of that is true. I'll leave the rest to your imagination
Some people should never have been given photo software 13 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Nah I'm not a typical german. :p
Some people should never have been given photo software 13 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Curiousity. Also I've tried worse, but I'll be a lady and keep my mouth shut about that.
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Is it really that hard to spell?? 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
A damn
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Tots not reptilian 5 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Lih! (Laughs in human)
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Sad times are upon us 8 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
*YELLS*
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Continental breakfast 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Mine's made of plastic and it's perfect for festivals
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Some people should never have been given photo software 13 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Ya I know, I tried it too, but apparently mine are too perky ... I can live with that I guess :D
Probably one of the first speeding tickets ever (from Germany of course) 4 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I'm not quite sure about the 100kg of potatos... 3 Marks are 1,50€
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Some people should never have been given photo software 13 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I'd never wear a cleavage like that if my boobs were that saggy .... and then upload a photo of it on the internet
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i always have this internal conflict 5 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Hi my name is Mia and I'm a defensive eater
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Little Spoon Becomes Bigger Spoon 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
He's such a beauty!
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Continental breakfast 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
As a german I can proudly tell you it's actually called Göffel (Gabel + Löffel = fork + spoon) and I own one of those bad guys.
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Isn't that how 9/11 happened? 4 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Yeah more like a bucket of paint
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The best proof of the flat earth so far 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I refer to myself as woman, but I agree with the rest of your comment, thank you
Flat Earth daylight 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Exactly, if it flipped we'd all fall off. Duh.
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The best proof of the flat earth so far 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Not-so Great A'Tuin
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Isn't that how 9/11 happened? 4 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
That's why bees only sting when they feel really threatened. Wasps on the other hand are assholes because they can sting as much as they want .... agressive lil bitches
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this is sad 26 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
(Apart from the content: does anyone else find rachee's comments really exhausting to read? That grammar, the spelling mistakes, close to no punctuation... Just saying.)
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this is sad 26 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Yes! Kidsexchange! Wait what?
The 18 highest-grossing horror movies of all time 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Wait... "It" is still being played, isn't it?
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GoSleep Sleeping pods in over 10 Airports worldwide 10 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Man as a kid I could fall asleep ANYWHERE. Miss those good old times. Now I'm just tired everywhere but it still takes me up to an hour to fall asleep.
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Men's fashion in the 1970s was a lawless wasteland 16 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Last two pics, guy in yellow on the right one... Bet he has a happy wife
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