Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

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B*tches dig fame 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Exactly
The way real couples sleep 25 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Well, Germany's climate is quite moderate, I'm always chilly and he's nice and warm.
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The way real couples sleep 25 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Someone just got divorced
B*tches dig fame 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
No but I find it weird to all of a sudden write to several female "friends" you haven't talked to in years and they ALL don't bother to reply. Why would they, if they really had been friends back then? Oh right! Because he's a fuckboy.
The aftermath of a boulder that rolled through a house in Italy 13 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
It was a dinosaur's jawbone though :D
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The way real couples sleep 25 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
You might change your mind though :)
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B*tches dig fame 11 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Nah I don't message dudes from my year all randomly after not speaking to them for ages.
The way real couples sleep 25 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
what :D
The way real couples sleep 25 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Non-believers downvoted me ha :D
But it's true, I've been with my boyfriend almost 3 years now and we do cuddle while sleeping, believe it or not
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I'm a naughty student 9 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
That reminds me of that girl that discovered she was a lesbian and into BDSM because she went to a catholic girls only school and the nuns used to punish her
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
But how DO I train my dick?
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
500 days of dick
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Harry Potter and the Dick of the Phoenix..?
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
What's wrong with them?
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I think many women can relate lol :D
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100 words for facial expressions 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Fun fact (even though it's not in the list)
There's no perfect equivalent for "frowning/frown" in german
If this doesn't make you uncomfortable, nothing will 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Step off a high building with those on
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Haha @itselectric ewwww :D
Replace a cat 5 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Holy shit just imagine o_o
Being a freelance photographer means you work for free 5 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/freelance
"Also freelancer.a person who works as a writer, designer, performer, or the like, selling work or services by the hour, day, job, etc., rather than working on a regular salary basis for one employer.
a person who contends in a cause or in a succession of various causes, as he or she chooses, without personal attachment or allegiance."
No they don't work for free
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Welcome to the neighbourhood 4 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Thank you
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Ice Balls on Lake Michigan 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Yeah man where's my frozen scrotum?
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The balloon cops 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Don't you just love it when people create an account just for the sake of a joke :D
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Painting over classic disney movie stills 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
But...but the title implies that there's more of it
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