Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

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"look what i made, hooman!" 7 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
White fur might have been a recessive gene she or the male cat carried, or he's white. But yes, usually kittens of one litter come in various colours :)
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We have gone too far 16 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
fuck
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Checking to see if it's fake 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Yeah I mean it's not as if they're required to do that or as if they did that to every bill.
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Aliens we're a complex set of cells ok 9 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
True dat, but to an alien those differences aren't that signifiquant.
It's as if the alien told you it's afraid to be killed by Quwivollixes and then tells you it loves tickling Quaanstimockles which look ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME.
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We have gone too far 16 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Was it? D:
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I like kittens 14 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Hell yeah mama collector, I'll gladly be your dog. :D
Your zoo sounds awesome.
Darn kids these days 3 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Disobeying the laws of gravity
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It happens all the time 5 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
It's not that I don't listen. It's just that I forget it a second later. Same thing as having a quick look at my watch.
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Why do kidneys never grow up? 2 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Adult knees... I see what you did there lol
Hats off
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Just why 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Ugh that sucks balls. Had to get up at 3:30 back when I used to work in the bakery. You're alone on the earliest shift, so to learn and get used to it, I had to do this shift 4 weeks straight.
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Tiniest origami 8 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Bare hands :)
Also glasses cus that shit's small af
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Just why 6 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
But what about the people who do this on the daily because their job requires it?
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Tiniest origami 8 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
...taking compliments :D
*blushes*
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Mertaur 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Recessive fish upper body genes... :D
Adult problems 14 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
De nada
Long lost cat found 22 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Yo I didn't say every american declaws their cats, I just never heard from anyone outside the USA doing it. Thus to me it is indeed an american thing.
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Aliens we're a complex set of cells ok 9 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Being boiled alive - taking long hot baths
Getting eaten by wolves - playing with dogs
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Plants 4 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago 3
Adult problems 14 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I think only @guest_ sees them in a different order
Importance 2 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
I'm amazed he decoded all of that
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Long lost cat found 22 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
That's a very american thing to do btw. No offense.
Edit: why the downvotes? I don't know any other country that does this.
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Mertaur 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Hell yeah.
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Adult problems 14 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Wait okay I know my comment leads to confusion. It's supposed to say something like “didn't you/y'all have sleepovers?“
Also @guest_ maybe you accidentally hit the 'sort by time/like' button.
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Adult problems 14 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
Didn't you?
Mertaur 12 comments
mialinay · 6 years ago
That's not how reproduction works :D
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