Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

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You probably didn't 3 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
UND DER HAIFISCH DER HAT TRÄNEN
UND DIE LAUFEN VOM GESICHT
DOCH DER HAIFISCH LEBT IM WASSER
SO DIE TRÄNEN SIEHT MAN NICHT
IN DER TIEFE IST ES EINSAM
UND SO MANCHE TRÄNE FLIESST
UND SO KOMMT ES DASS DAS WASSER
IN DEN MEEREN SALZIG IST
True secret to be 116 or older is not to 4 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
...not to what??
r u n 4 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Nah if I recall it right, Strokkur only erupts every 10 minutes
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The best name 21 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Johnathaniel
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Whitehaven beach queensland, australia 1 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
I'VE BEEN THERE THIS IS PARADISE ON EARTH SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL GKJAJFKS
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Hiss 7 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
I was cool with that, but recently my man got asked by one of his female coworkers to leave me for her or else she'd tell me that they had sex. So now I'm quite ... cautious? alarmed? furious? All of them I guess. Stupid cunt.
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Et tu fruit? 3 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
And still no one bothered to tag @fruit_salad
I can't even achieve a decent sleep schedule 8 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
I've got the tattoo apprenticeship I've always dreamed of, organized my stay abroad and have a new bike and laptop. Also the longest relationship I've been in is still awesome.
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Anon loves his mother 13 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Who do you live with now?
No, Timmy.. You dont have a cat at home, right? 2 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
@title Not anymore
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Duck mouth is frozen shut 7 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
SLENDERDUCK
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Even plants eat meat, so why can't we 5 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
There are also plants that eat frogs and small birds, title is still valid.
This Little guy greeting the word 6 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Yes and what do we conclude from this? This little guy is actually greeting the bird.
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Talented Barista made a cute octopus Latte 3 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
OCTOPUS!! :3
The arms are upside down though
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This Little guy greeting the word 6 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Word.
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Her Tamagachi died 6 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
*Tamagotchi
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i present you.. a CUTE therapy bunny.. 2 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
You say that as if all the other therapy bunnies weren't cute
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Your cat! 3 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
What? Wait wth is this?
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Very polite 4 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Yeah, but you don't have to claim that you have a pet
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Even plants eat meat, so why can't we 5 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
We can. It's just the whole meat industry that's plain wrong.
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Dogs are angels 17 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
2018 Funsubstance
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Goals 3 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
*tries to live like this*
*boyfriend only tolerates pets, at most*
Oh well. Guess I'll be spooning the dog then.
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m*lf over Dilf 4 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
He thicc thicc
Gossiping Grapes Disgust Me 2 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Grape 1: so let's talk about that dude Hassan
Grape 2: good idea
Grape 3: I actually already started writing down a list of pros and cons about him
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Dreams 9 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
I've also dreamt past my death once. It was surprisingly nice.
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