I just wanna watch a lawyer break down in a courtroom one day. Just ONCE

Whatever dude, have fun with whatever the hell you think you’re on about.

Saying not to be judgemental then saying something judgemental doesn’t really excuse it.

Cause god forbid you can wear makeup and not shave your arm pits? Or maybe it’s a shadow? Or maybe you shouldn’t care or judge what other people’s underarms look like?

They really rocked the house

Them skeletons are looking really good of late

Rolling in the deep end of biology

And guys say women are a mystery

It’s a completely normal thing, feel free to google it nothing dodgy will come up :)

... can’t tell if innocent or if never seen a toaster strudel

Did you just imply your enemy’s are shit heads?

Or they don’t realise that it is considered sexual assault, or they don’t want the assaulter to be charged

Auckland is starting an Uber type service

Nah I was thinking Monet, but It does look a lot like starry night now that you say that!

I might be reaching here, but what do you intend to eat...

Works for ice-cream and sex. Honestly best rule ever

I’d be like worried about the sort of person that carries around that much cash tbh, I don’t want to be thieving from a dealer or something