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It's the only way to win 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
That’s why he got caught, duh. His cheat codes aren’t right
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Divorce exists too 21 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I think you mean, ‘Arrrr, true love’
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The Wonders and Perils of Australia 21 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
It’s just an old potato sack, nothing dodge
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Divorce exists too 21 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I read one the other day about a woman who married a 300yrs dead pirate from Haiti
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The Wonders and Perils of Australia 21 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Huntsmens are fun to try catch though, you spend a good 10minutes playing chase the spider round your house.
The best part about them is that they eat all the nasties that do try to kill you
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The impressive musculature of a Gorilla 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Idk man, you ever see a Gorillas booty? He’s doing squats on squats
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Too perfect 9 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
The pancake is a little too well cooked for my taste
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Guns with guns 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
No but how helpful would it be to be in a war zone and you’re shooting at someone, then this little swivel gun is attached and it automatically shoots at another person
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The face of confusion 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
My guess is a very large dinosaur
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Cows are not food, they are friend 28 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
They'll get too friendly and eat all your food in the pantry, you'll starve.
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Son of a d*ck 18 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
That’s a reasonable question. I’m using this
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Literally 90% of my time in the comments 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’m only replying to see if anyone will be bothered to type a
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And that kids is how I met your high school teacher 23 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
And Snoop is the one that isn't Diaz
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Speedskating treadmill 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Looks like human air hockey to me
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Makes me die inside two 9 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
On a more serious note, it is for a lot of kids. I don’t think it’s an intelligence of the child issue, because there’s plenty of average kids that find it easy, more like lazy (or improper for the child/not the right resources supplied by the education) teaching
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Spend wisely 14 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Now you’re just taking the piss, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dress with a pockets and if I did I sure as hell would be buying that over a bag!
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Easy tip 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Solid advice
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That's a nightmare 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
As much as I thought it was a waste paying for premium when it’s just a few ads, I’ve actyally found it pretty worth it for the amount I use Spotify
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Big news 16 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’m just glad there’s no nukes involved
Female Russian President 1 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’m having terrifying images of Putin in a wig and dress rn and I don’t like it
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Swinging a string of glow sticks with burning steal wool at the end 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
So THATS how you open a portal to another dimension!
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Spend wisely 14 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Nah, if that $300 bag makes you feel awesome and you love it, buy it. Just as long as you remember that looks aren’t everything and memories are more important.
TLDR: do what feels right and makes you happy
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Me wanting a wife like this 15 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Pretty sure after a few glasses of wine a lot of people would do this
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