Goddamn it, I could've eaten those

Yo autocorrect, teach me how to flirt

It’s about learning to prioritise, if you can do two extra curricular a per week (say two sports with training sessions) for half the year then maybe a performance for the second half. Split your study’s to two hours per night then you have a good base. Obviously every country is different set ups and individuals are all different but start the year slow and build a solid routine for yourself. You’ll get there I promise

Ice cream parlour in Scotland with a back room for extra sprinkles

NZ tap water is where it’s at. Although I will settle for Fiji bottled

Drop it like its hot

At least it lets the leather breathe?? IDK I'm just trying to stay positive about this monstrosity

Power to the lesbians!

Perception has a lot to do with what people know to be the truth though. There’s very few things in life that are that absolute.

So THATS why my bed doesn’t move!

I need receipts. This seems a little far fetched

The porn industry is letting us down with its uneco friendly content

I was under the impression that although there’s an economy most of the rest of it was self sustained living. You find a rock, you live under it kinda thing

I don’t necessarily always agree with the replacing ‘but’ one. It sounds a little bit too apologetic without it. Sometimes that’s needed, other times it isn’t. Depends on the situation.

Damnit Jordan!

Where’d the two come from?!