Maybe I should go into the Goat selling industry

Are we just saying 'screw the pilots' at this point or...?

Starts conversation, then says she has a bf??? TF??

Okay but imagine if IT was redone in the Peppa Pig universe

Steve you knob

What's scarier than prison? Being publicly put on display so people can watch your junk slowly shrivel as you mummify

'Someone's gotta provide for this family Steve, If you can't do it I WILL.'

I kinda hope he's a sat diver and that's how he got the scar to start with tbh

Goddamn it, I could've eaten those

Yo autocorrect, teach me how to flirt

It’s about learning to prioritise, if you can do two extra curricular a per week (say two sports with training sessions) for half the year then maybe a performance for the second half. Split your study’s to two hours per night then you have a good base. Obviously every country is different set ups and individuals are all different but start the year slow and build a solid routine for yourself. You’ll get there I promise

Ice cream parlour in Scotland with a back room for extra sprinkles

NZ tap water is where it’s at. Although I will settle for Fiji bottled

Drop it like its hot

At least it lets the leather breathe?? IDK I'm just trying to stay positive about this monstrosity

Power to the lesbians!

Perception has a lot to do with what people know to be the truth though. There’s very few things in life that are that absolute.

So THATS why my bed doesn’t move!