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Um, yeah 2 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Preferably one that doesn't eat paper then stop because its jammed
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For eating your feet everyday 2 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
"The stink! I can't go on any longer"
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What white people do 12 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
The only time I've ever seen that is in the US, imma call white american stereotype
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Make her do 52 years to compensate for both men 11 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Agreed, ruining someones life just because you can is a disgusting thing to do. It also discredits a lot of others who DO go through rape/kidnapping etc. but are not believed because others have lied about it.
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Guy can surf 5 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
*fly
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Wait, what? 3 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Do satanists say 'Thank Devil'?
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Support shark 5 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Support shark has big teeth so he can give you an encouraging smile
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:) little shits 8 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
There's smart choices, and then theres fucking someone because their kids a dick
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Real talent 4 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Sparknotes is a blessing, or even videos on youtube can be awesome. I know John Green dis some a few years ago for common topics (shakespeare's, American Civil War, France Revolution etc.)
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Sick 9 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Thats not a very rad thing to say
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Guy creates an interactive story on tinder 5 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
I'm trying this
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Do things for him 23 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Test his gag reflex by sticking it down HIS throat
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The great menstrual cycle 6 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Shhhh you're giving away our secrets!
Get a girl who looks at you like this 9 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
I learnt by figuring out the muscles needed by pushing each eyebrow up then seeing if I could seperate that movement from the rest of my facial muscles. So yeah, a shit ton of practice in front of a mirror.
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Who can remember this? 4 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
That lovely thhhwwwiiinnggg as they connected. These magnets are what 10 year olds dreams are made of
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In your 20's 8 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Im still getting over the fact that one of my friends is planning her wedding, while the other gets drunk every weekend and streaks. Your 20s are a strange time.
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Found on a guitar pedal circuit board 1 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
What sort of Pedal? I kinda want to dissect mine now for secret messages.
Well that's just rude 2 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Slow and steady ends up shat on
Skill 5 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
I call that teamwork, Still hire him.
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The feels 3 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
I get moments of weird contentment and I kinda think to myself, I will remember this day.
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It's almost like the plot is what matters 16 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
As a bisexual I will readily admit to watching bad shows because of the gay factor. Or even worse, watching 6 seasons of something just because I know in the 7th season theres a gay character.
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Weekend any good? 4 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
We've all been there
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Skill 5 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Clearly a patient man, with a penchant for engineering and physics. I'd hire him.
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There are only 2 genders 6 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Does this mean Im gender fluid?
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A tribute to grandmas everywhere 7 comments
mickymouse · 5 years ago
Grandparents are awesome, this warms my heart
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