not all heroes wear capes

my childhood friend wouldn't talk tome after i told her i liked girls. randomly one day she tried reconnecting with me and went "I'm fine with you being gay, just don't hit on me", so i told her i never liked her like that and that i wasn't that interested in her. the rest of the time i went to the same school as her, she harassed me for "calling her ugly" or whatever tf she thought i meant. either way she really shoved her ego hungry head up her ass

If an immigrant is better suited for "your job" than you are, suck it up and improve your own skills. Logic tells you to want the better man, and Even if that man moved from Ireland or Mexico, they're still better and deserve the job more than you.

i could have gone without seeing this

but the first one was perfect

i never thought i'd want to fuck a clown but wow look at that

you have to drive by a street lamp to play your video games in the car at night

okay but its kinda creepy when a guy treats you like a girlfriend and you have no interest in him whatsoever