MiniWheats

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Fresh graduates are welcome to apply Uber 3 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
technically yes, the only place men cam give birth is yaoi fanfics by 11 year old tweens
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Daaamn.... 18 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
agreed
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Daaamn.... 18 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
honestly i dont understand his reasoning. giving girls oral is nice, he's missing out
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Everyone would be gay 30 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
maybe then my parent will stop beating me
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No doubt he's the strongest Avenger 11 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
he knows he has to do what he has to do, he's mature enough to know theres no use dwelling on the past where it was possibly the best outcome
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Everyone would be gay 30 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
im already gay though
Stress 6 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
funny story- I had to go through extensive medical procedures because my stress levels were so high, it caused effects similar to that of tumors in my eyes and they had to make sure i didn't have Ocular Melanoma or a brain tumour
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This is still a thing 13 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
brock turner didnt even have to spend his full 6 months
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Ouch 12 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
im sorry but im incredibly against him pulling his family into white house business? What has she done to earn that position? even sending someone who speaks a little bit of korean has a better reason of being the person to represent than she does
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Little broad Ape 8 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
well you got me there
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This woman treated a waitress so badly she got dumped. On Valentine's Day 4 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
honestly working in the food/service industry is so tiring. i was a waitress/hostess for a steakhouse a little over a year back and it was my most hated jobs
one night we got super busy, a lot of the people went into the bar to wait for a table, and this black couple comes in
so im away from the front, o one of the other waiters comes over (despite him not knowing the seating order and wait list) and tries to seat them
so i stop him right
"Im so sorry we have a wait, we cant sit you right now"
The couple went off and i end up sitting them at a newly cleaned table reserved for another couple
they come to the front 15 minutes, slam the seating table in front of me, and tell me that the restaurant is racist because of the slow service (despite the fact we only had 5 waiters on that night and a full house)
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Little broad Ape 8 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
b
but then you're literally getting fucked up the hooha by satan
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Reality is ways too cruel 4 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
is that excalibur or something?
Time to break the law 17 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
think again, Arkansas is a republican state
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I call it, mister and missus Tenorman chili 5 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
cartman needs to chill(i)
2meirl4meirl 9 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
well im obviously getting help if im seeing a therapist
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2meirl4meirl 9 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
mood
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Looking at you "My Big Fat Fabulous Life." 9 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
as someone who is chubby, i dont believe it's body shaming for other people to want you to be healthy and not weighed down by your own putrid fat. if you're so fat you cant walk up stairs without going into cardiac arrest, the problem is you, not the people "fat shaming"
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Pokémon 10 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
ash ketchup did not end up being the very best
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Don't do it 17 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
dumbledore dies
Panaroma fail #1 3 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
American horror story: Freak show
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I like doing good deeds 9 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
how about no
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Feels like a lifetime ago 18 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
there's no shame in asking for help or giving a little help to someone who needs it. for all you know, your money could be going to help an elderly person pay for their treatment when their 401K wasnt enough to last them with the rising prices of meds, or you could be helping a veteran pay for their therapy to deal with PTSD
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Feels like a lifetime ago 18 comments
miniwheats · 5 years ago
i do agree with you there, and i totally get if you dont want to get married or have kids, but it's not necessarily a bad thing to be prepared. your insurance uses the money you pay to determine what they can cover for you in the future in case you do end up having kids or something