Buy button?

I think you both need more fibre in your diet xD

You'll have to bite through the plastic

My job is to conduct and record interviews and listen to them back.. I don't even hear it as my own voice anymore xD

One of my dreams is to see them

It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake

Yeah but without guns good people wouldn't have to stop gun massacres..

My boss 'would you please spend the day with a client? Show them around and answer questions'
Me 'sure'
My boss 'it's a voluntary, still interested?'
*insert this picture*

Oh the days of being in the wave pool, jumping at the wrong time, breathing in a pint of water and trying not to drown.. :)

Hot dog crust?

When you let off a terrible fart in the supermarket and see someone else coming into the aisle

My first thought was cheese grater

Wow it's really beautiful

For a minute I thought the black and white picture was John lennon.. I need my eyes testing

In that case my dog doesn't give a shit about me xD