He's cruzzin for a broken wrist

You from Orlando?

He's a veagan, so he hasnt had sex in years.

You could live up to your name. Milk it for about a week and get her to do anything you want, then dump her and tell her what you've been doing to her all week muhahaha...

Looks like they told him already. There's an autographed picture.

Beans are good for your heart sooo...

Be even better if they followed "30 days of night" plot and could communicate. Nothing else from that movie tho.

IfI I had that kind of money I'd have badass chef that made dynomite pizza.

It's NY city, I'm sure there are plenty of 24 hr puzza places.

And there's going to he an all time low in freedom supply.

Your L's are nothing compared to my ZzZzZ's

Lol but was she flying from Florida?

Im stealing that idea.

I really could care less. I was just fucking with you. Sarcasm doesn transition very well over the internet. By the way wtf is an "L"?

It was a mistake if it was. It's never mentioned on websites or storylines.

Florida Man and bath salts, not a good combo.

It looks delicious