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O no 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Peter Pan's shadow, the adult years.
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Lady in red. South Poland 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
So many questions and puns, so little time.
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Best Moment in TV History 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I bet the writing room blew up when whoever wrote that line chimed in on the conversation.
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Only dads would be interested in curling 13 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
So we have a sport, that is an Olympic sport, and no one can agree on how the hell it works. I think that's fantastic.
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In my humble opinion 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Agreed
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Do you pour your milk before or after the cereals ? 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I pour the milk into the bag. Also, I take all the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms and put them in other cereals.
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill swimming in the ocean 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
With a naked woman. I can't even begin to imagine the parties those guys throw.
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Shame, should have let natural selection do its thing 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
And it's delicious
Killer Whale approaches boat to imitate motor sounds 1 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Even whales like to motorboat :)
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Day One of Terminator Leg Fitting 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
They go as high as $120k lol. It's ridiculous.
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Day One of Terminator Leg Fitting 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/grindhouse-rose-mcgowan-planet-terror-csdavChrribsc
Lol. I really don't have the need for one. I'm just getting a regular robotic knee. It's about $20k so I can't imagine how much a Neuro leg is. I'll be getting a microprocessor knee in about 7 months. Even that one is about $60k.
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How to play games with your girlfriend 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Unless it backfires and you walk in the door to a woman screaming "YES OF COURSE I WILL!!!". Bc she didnt even try to look for the other note. She just presumed it said "marry" on it.
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If I fits 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
He just don't wanna get da booty dirty.
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We're having a crisis! 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Ya never can be too careful with ghosts man. Btw what's up with those? I thought that was your department?
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Manning up is not always the answer 10 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I completely agree. I reject the practice that most men are raised to show no emotion or they will be considered weak. I guy my age committed suicide last Friday. His girlfriend, which is my long time friend, was in the kitchen with his 4 yr old son and he went into his car in the garage and took himself out. He was always smiling too. If a person is able to talk to someone without being belittled, they can learn the tools that help with coping with depression and feel like they are not alone.
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Oh God nooo... 25 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Pretty sure that's the end tho. Unless his parents come into his room because they heard a loud thud on the wall. Having semen, flies, larvee all over the room. He probably freaked the fuck out. Oh yea plus the smell. All of which there is no explanation for.
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Hellephant comes to usher in the apocalypse 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
This is a badass pic man
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Gently poking pigs with a fork causes them to relax and fall asleep 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Bad joke I guess haha
Spoon of liquid nitrogen in a bowl of gasoline.  10 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I wouldn't get anything done bc I'd be doing this all damn day.
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We're having a crisis! 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
No way I could sit there while the guns were pointed that way. Especially since it looks like the clips are in.
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It's all relative 25 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
After the Charlottesville death of that girl. He said there were good people on both sides.
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Jacob needs glasses 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Trying follow bitcoin gives me a headache and I dont even own any kind of e-coin.
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It's all relative 25 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
The whole white supremacists are good people too thing.
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Make the right choice. Don't text and drive 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I will take your phone from you if you text and drive with me in the car. It infuriates me when I see other drivers on their phones, swerving and not even caring.
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Nobody is going to fall for that 15 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
There's something I never needed to see.
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