Mr_Smooth

mr_smooth


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Parkour gym 2 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Surprise sex!
Is that real? 5 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
I've never met a girl named Sandy that I didn't want to have some fun in the sun with.
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Physicists on FunSubstance? 15 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
But isn't quantum entanglement cheating by utilizing the multiverse and therefore not moving e.g. a particle faster than c between the two quantum entangled entities to produce the resultant "spooky action at a distance"? I'm not a physicist, theoretical or otherwise, so I am not really qualified to answer any of these questions.
Physicists on FunSubstance? 15 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Tachyons. But anything moving faster than light wouldn't interact in typical ways with matter because the fundamental forces utilize mediator particles that travel at c or slower. We might notice their indirect effects via e.g. curvature of spacetime or other interesting things, but we don't really have a direct way of measuring them.
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Typical 6 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Whole ass... my favorite kind of countries and humans.
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Sounds right 47 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Yeah, and I'm not even a mad one.
Sounds right 47 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
I intricately plan things out, though they often yield unexpected or even contradictory results. Upon investigating those results, I discover lots of interesting, novel, and potentially useful things, but I cannot further pursue them, as my funding and other regulations very specifically dictate what I am allowed to do.
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Every time I go to apple store 20 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
She fucking nailed the devious look. It's too perfect.
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Cartoonized portrait p.6 (Peachy) 32 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there is still going to be somebody who hates peaches" -Dita Von Teese
Peachypersimmon, you are the prettiest peach in the world, and I don't think anyone could hate you.
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Portraits 3 digital duo (harmonywho and peachypersimmon) 17 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Your eyes are so big and beautiful that time itself slows down to enjoy glancing at them for longer.
Portraits 3 digital duo (harmonywho and peachypersimmon) 17 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Cactuscake, you need to be more careful. If you keep putting that much gorgeousness together in one place, it might form a kugelblitz. Et comment dites-vous... la fin du monde.
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Smooth 6 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
His headline should read: "ISO necrophiliacs"
Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 44 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Thank you. I think I just need to let the world suck for a while before I can properly escape back into fun and humor.
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Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 44 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Sorry, a friend just died in a car accident, so I have not been in a fun or flirty mood. I just didn't want you to think I lost interest, because you are fabulous.
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4-wheel steering 12 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
I didn't know they made them that high, what is that like 1 silicon dioxide molecule? Either way, that must be you, because you are beyond ultra fine.
4-wheel steering 12 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Damn, that ride is so smooth it makes me look like sandpaper.
He's going to bed 2 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
If you insist...
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Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods 14 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
This is a different kind of smooth. Smooth like a serial killer, as they coincidentally tend to be quite charismatic.
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Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 44 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
That sounds like the makings of a tongue-twister. I want to twist tongues with you.
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Too smooth man, too smooth 12 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Not quite what I had in mind... but just like with doing taxes, there would be lots of moaning and eventually a happy ending (assuming you get something back, if you know what I mean).
Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 44 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
And I shall devote as much attention as a thousand dogs to each these places.
· Edited 6 years ago
Too smooth man, too smooth 12 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's have some fun and release some substance.
Too smooth man, too smooth 12 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
Who are we to resist if the universe is trying to bring us together?
Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 44 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
I'll have to feel them to be sure, but I don't think I am anywhere near as smooth as your legs.
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Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 44 comments
mr_smooth · 6 years ago
I'm so smooth, I'm like a mirror. So, when any of ya'll look at me, I am beautiful.
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