Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Snail teeth 2 comments
mrdad01 · 12 hours ago
Nope, NOPE! I'm out of here!
Ooo hell no 2 comments
mrdad01 · 12 hours ago
Congratulations you're now a demonic source of nightmare fuel.
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Soul survivor 11 comments
mrdad01 · 13 hours ago
They really didn't have much choice, they screwed up patching a pothole and created a small sinkhole by nicking a water line. Between all the damaged cars they ended up with about $10,000 in damages.
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Entire alphabet carved into mechanical pencil lead 6 comments
mrdad01 · 14 hours ago
I'm not discount their talents in the least. I'm just saying they have an incredible talent that people like surgeons would cut off their own foot for.
Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
As someone with a list of mental issues including depression and ptsd, only therapy, medicinals and perhaps dietary changes help can 'cure' depression 'going for a walk' is the equivalent of cutting off a toe and calling it a papercut, and even with all that the depression is still there it's masked and kept quiet but it's still the monster in the corner waiting for a weak moment to attack you like the cowardly thug it is.
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Even the strongest of people need help sometimes.
Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I took a vacation from work and talked to my doctor, I'm getting better by the day.
Soul survivor 11 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Ended up with a blown tire and broken leaf spring, needless to say the repairs to my car got paid for by the road maintenance department, about six other cars took similar damage in the hour it took them to close the road.
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Soul survivor 11 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Not sure about the whole soul part but I've hit one hard enough to make my rear view mirror fall off and force reset my radio.
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Just went through this, had a minor mental breakdown, between having a friend of 28 years commit suicide, stress from work and an uncle lose his fight with cancer, I burnt down like a match in a forest fire. Still not back to normal yet.
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Entire alphabet carved into mechanical pencil lead 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Wow, amazing way to waste time, if you have that kind of skill and patience, you need to be a surgeon or bomb defuser.
Cares about crayons 10 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Don't most of those boxes come with a built-in sharpener? Get to work you lazy sob!
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F*ck that guy in particular 5 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
That's why you don't leave those things idle, if they start to overheat they will take off.
Yeah me too #sadface 13 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Never did that.
How would you describe your dream girl 32 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
As long as they don't hurt me or my kid, I don't care.
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We must rise against everyone 14 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
I had no issue reading this.
How would you describe your dream girl 32 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Not fucking abusive or homicidal.
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Always check for credit card skimmers at the gas station 9 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
I pay with a phone app or my charge account at my work, but the employees of said station (myself included) are required to check for pump tampering no less than 8 times a day.
Teamwork 2 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
That was a well executed kick to the head.
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Hell yes!! There's s ghost in the back 33 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Thought that was my ex for a second, but she lacks the horns and pitchfork/pocket knives.
White 4 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
What's wrong with chainsmokers? I like them.
And they said 50k hospital bill for delivering a baby is a lie 17 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
My son was an emergency cesarean, with six hours of respiratory treatment (cord pinched and caused a code blue situation) his total cost was $67,000 my insurance covered 98% due to me having a hospital stay two weeks before he was born.
What happens if you throw a rock with a wire attached at a power line? 7 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
You win a Darwin award and the nice tingling sensation associated with such an honor.
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Alexa is saving people 34 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Speaking of robots, someone's robot vacuum local to me lit their bedroom on fire by knocking over a candle, I'm more concerned for human stupidity than a robot uprising.
Bamboozled 4 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
I've watched something I ordered go from San Francisco California to Baltimore Maryland before coming back to my house they literally drove the package past my house on the interstate before shipping it back to my local post office, which then proceeded to deliver it to the wrong house (same house number but three miles away on the wrong road) needless to say I was just a little pissed by that.
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