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Fun fact 4 comments
mrdad01 · 9 hours ago
They're so focused on doing it but did they ask if it was a good idea? Oh well maybe it'll thin the stupid from the herd. Its about time humans have a predator again.
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Rolling log mouse trap 17 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I prefer my electronic trap that fries them (think an electric chair for rodents)
Braille for drivers 13 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Not always, both my cars (one a 1991 and the other a 2003) have dedicated buttons not in the center of the wheel. I've actually had several cars that were like that.
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Braille for drivers 13 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
That is actually the case.
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I can show you the world 6 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Gives new meaning to 'fly off'
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What. The. Hell 34 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Yeah I don't even care about that, what people do to make themselves happy is their business not mine, me I'm happier alone as it lets me focus solely on raising my kid to make sure he doesn't make the mistakes I did. I don't see color or anything when humans are involved because we are a species not nations or beliefs or colors.
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Relatable(some people might understand) 6 22 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
I'd have to drive to Pittsburgh to find an ikea, not gonna happen, I'd rather be thrown into a pit full of broken glass, lemon juice, salt and rabid badgers.
What. The. Hell 34 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
As long as people leave me alone on religious stuff I don't care what they do short of abusing kids or beheading/blowing up stuff. I'm pretty set in my ways which don't include some book that's been edited/rewritten millions of times or some special often times ridiculous building.
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"I wonder what I will cook for dinner tonight..." 4 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Just spray some perfume on that crack its bound to improve things. Or super glue is just as good.
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Welcome to the Internet! 2 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Yeah really. Epic fail, this is the internet not grade school! Leave that censorship shit for cable television.
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HOLY f*ck IS THIS WRONG!..but holy hell is it er*tic... :o 4 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Oh good lord! My ears always bleed when he talks!
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Paper seat liners don't help 6 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
We don't even have those at my work, instead we use an industrial/hospital grade sanitizer the crap is so strong it actually recommends using breathing and skin protection (it makes bleach look like bottled water)
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Looks like she needs a gun too 13 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
And she'd go to jail for assault plus open herself up for a lawsuit.
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Looks like they're making a comeback! 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Everything has a name now days, even tiny little snow storms.
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No homo 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Well I've been home for 10 minutes and already had enough internet for the day, maybe longer!
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A Dark Smudge by any Perception 2 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
I don't which bothers me more the batman or the joker, in any case this is my wallpaper now.
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Double standards, double standards 38 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Ok normally this would piss me off but the guy looks like he has thoroughly had his bell rang. Seriously though it ain't funny otherwise.
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Millennial freakshow 6 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
I'm 30 (31 on Sunday) and have a retirement plan. I also have my own cellphone own a house and two cars, what does that make me?
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Tim burton draws his version of pokemon 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Honestly that is an improvement.
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Just sayn 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Yeah I wouldn't put incest past that horny bastard.
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Saturday morning with and without kids 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
My typical Saturday (provided I was off work Friday night) me and kid sleep until 9 am, I make breakfast while he watches some random tractor show, I inevitably burn breakfast because I decide to take a peek at said show. I salvage what's salvageable from breakfast (I usually eat what's overdone) I start cleaning up while kid decides it's time for 300 tractors, cars, helicopters and giant dinosaur that roars like it has severe asthma to appear from the toybox. I decide to vacuum and end up stepping on a lego base plate that keeps finding its way out of a locked drawer, I cuss and hop while kid laughs like a manic. I eventually give up on cleaning for the day so we leave and go someplace for a few hours come home, clean ourselves up and go to bed.
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*gets our of car* I'm sorry are you in a rush? 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Exactly why my phone never leaves my pocket if someone calls me I can just answer it through my stereo, otherwise since my daily travels never exceed 30 minutes they can hold their breath until I park.
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Happens all the time 14 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
And he made it out alive!? Must of had scuba gear.
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The most helpful customer review 15 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
I drink any of those and I either have a 7 day migraine or a heart attack but likely both, considering my luck.
Something spooky must have happened 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Yeah I think I'd nope the hell out too, probably dropping a match behind me as I walk.
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