Mrdad01

mrdad01


— Mrdad01 Report User
Fabulous dad 27 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Kind of glad I have a boy instead of a girl, I'm like a freaking gorilla. Of course if I had a daughter I would help her or ask her aunt to.
No 3 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Not sure but somebody needs to send this back to whatever hell pit it came from, then cap said hell pit!
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Alfred Pennyworth 4 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Good going Alfred don't take any rich boy bullshit!
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What the hell, Tyler 6 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Egg separator, they can do that pretty good.
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In Japan, you have to follow these signs while driving at 70 mph 3 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Yeah, ok I'll just walk.
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Sensuality in clay - Benjamin Victor 4 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Yep its cracked alright.
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Sitting 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
No you have a lifelong illness, its called common sense. Its not fatal but it's not really curable either.
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He's an experienced player 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Its a reflex, and its normal (I forget the name for it) but it's part of the testing done after birth to make sure the baby is healthy, I was in the nursery when they did all this with my kid.
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Sitting 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Wasted!
That's why you should always fasten your seat belts 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Most high speed boats do have escape capsules though, not that one obviously, I'm talking about racing boats.
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Glitch in the matrix? 13 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Oh look a moron. Hope they didn't kill anyone by being stupid.
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Seems much more accurate 1 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
You think a paper cut is bad, cut yourself on a cigarette carton once between two of your fingers.
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What a tool 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
You're really not supposed to stick things in your mouth that have the same intellect as you, it'll fight you every time.
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Cleanup crew, please check on Aisle 5! 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Both... Possibly. Then again probably divorced after that comment.
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Giant wasp look-a-like nope building a house 7 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
You don't even need any special poison (mostly overpriced anyhow) to kill them, you can use wd40 or a similar spray lubricant, the oil stops them from flying and suffocates them in seconds.
When the HOA says your house cannot have a visible garage 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Screw them! The two houses on my property are 50 years old and 131 respectively, I wouldn't change a single thing!
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Road paving efficiency 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Last time they repaved the road I live on my vehicle didn't exist yet, you want to know why? My car is a 2008! The last time my road seen a work crew was 2005! People in the neighborhood are starting to complain very loudly about it especially my neighbor who blew a shock on his 2016 $45,000 truck.
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DDOL#142- let's have a moment of silence for those who lost their lovers 28 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Here I thought it was just grief/depression.
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I don't think anyone should use the "bottlehack". 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
So what is reusing the tie and hanging the bag from a hook?
When you hate life 5 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Well seeing as I'm technically not allowed to have beef (I still do sometimes.) because of a cardiac problem steak isn't my thing.
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When you hate life 5 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Yeah that's how I felt the first time too and since I've never been back I doubt I'd feel much different now.
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Tell me please 7 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Please let an earthquake sink California already!
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Desk jobs sucks 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
I do move a lot, frankly I have twice the work load per shift as all my coworkers, especially when they leave half their work for me or just completely halfass it so I have to redo it all. They're going to shit themselves when I don't show up next week...
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How to to get away from being late 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Or if you're never late, once or twice won't be a huge deal.
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Desk jobs sucks 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Must be nice, I stand for 8 hours a night.
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