Mrdad01

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You don't want this to end bad 13 comments
mrdad01 · 16 hours ago
*following in the hopes that this post gets all the downvotes*
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Wait what...? 19 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Yeah how many heros does that universe have now?
Be Careful Who You Call Ugly in Middle School 18 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Dildo man.
Someone has a death wish. 7 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
I don't think they have an airbag, like you said. It could be covered by a rock but I don't see the srs symbol plus the center looks too small and round for a proper air bag. Either way a hard crash and they are still gonna get rocked.
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I can't be the only one that laughed at these 20 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Yes it did and one of the main characters died which majorly sucked.
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I can't be the only one that laughed at these 20 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Agreed it was a great series, the ending sucked though but that series got me through some tough school years.
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Ever wondered how gas stations are kept safe? 2 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
3. Please report any pump issues, the attendant may not know about it and it could be important and require quick action, our terminals only tell us so much.
Ever wondered how gas stations are kept safe? 2 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Nope I work at one, know all about it. I do have a few notes about the video though, I see these events all the time!
1. Do not rely solely on the nozzle shut off they CAN AND DO sometimes fail so stay at the pump while fueling, a small spill that the station attendant can contain is one thing a major spill (five or more gallons or one that endangers water or ground) YOU will have to pay to clean up which can cost multiple thousands of dollars!
2. Don't freaking smoke or play with fire while fueling no matter how remote the chances of an explosion it can happen! The attendant, any nearby buildings and your insurance company will thank you.
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There's a joke here 3 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
I have a feeling that they didn't have the foresight to skip lunch. I'll go back under my rock now..
Badass 6 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Don't annoy a man, they will happily drop a house on a fly just because it's being a pest!
Metric vs imperial 20 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Because, screw the rest of the world, that's why!
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well 12 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Well unfortunately since I worked last night and I'm 14 hours into my regular 48 of insomnia I have plenty of time to kill. Besides usernames are irrelevant as far as maybe teaching somebody something my point about north Korea stands though, I've seen far more 'bad' reports than good, and a certain ass kissing retired basketball player doesn't count!
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well 12 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Being held in north Korea is torture, just look at the citizens that have to live there. You could not pay me enough for me to ever visit that cess pit of a nation state. The guy stole a poster and was sentenced to decades of hard labor, how is that an appropriate punishment? In the US you may get a fine or community service if they chose to do anything at all besides make you return the poster. I predict that as soon as the remaining American citizens are freed from that place it will be quickly either relived of its resident dictator or bombed inside out.
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I am so stupid 70 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Head butted a wall, covered with aluminum siding, dented the siding, got a huge bruise and a mild concussion.
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Ether tire mounting 6 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
The ether is flammable (very!) the flames burn all the air out of the tire creating a vacuum and explosion that sucks the tire into place, provided you do it right, if not you get a deafening thud a torn tire with bonus hair removal.
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THE lighter thief, huh? 9 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Last time somebody swiped my lighter, they made the mistake of asking to borrow my lighter again about a week later, but what they got wasn't a lighter, it was one of those shocker lighters.
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When Swiss money sees you are spending it on stupid shit 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
About the same as the us $100 note when somebody spends it on a $0.37 pack of gum, especially when it's 10 minutes into my shift.
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So sorry about that 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
I've been told I look a little like jack black, not sure my feelings on that. A kid out my road from me looks like me somewhat (we are not related.)
This paper cutter 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Yeah believe me that thing can cut a human hair that is flat on the platform, that paper is cut all the way through.
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What no walk?? 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Smack!
When she is alone at home but you have one more delivery 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
I think my mail carrier did that yesterday as a package marked 'fragile' looked like an elephant wiped its foot on it, and the hard drive inside didn't fair to well either! And yes Monday morning the post office will have a very angry person in line at 7:59am
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Who needs this? 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Shut up and take my money. Actually I'm broke just give me the damn things!
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Poor short leg cat 1 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Munchkin cat, they are so comical especially when they run. Go ahead youtube it.
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Cringe: haterz 14 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
I'm wholly against child abuse but this kid needs to have his phone destroyed, his internet presence deleted and his butt seriously smacked!
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"The floor is not lava" 4 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
It is worse than lava, lava is by comparison slow (typically), you can side step lava, walk away from it a pyroclastic flow will kill you before you can brown your shorts.
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