Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Last thing you ate 24 comments
mrdad01 · 4 hours ago
Lil spud. Lil baked potato. Could think of more but that was no lil potato I ate so I'm going to slip into a nice comfortable food coma for a few hours.
Hey if I see that, I'll shoot it 9 comments
mrdad01 · 5 hours ago
Nah just call the Winchesters
Lmao 2 comments
mrdad01 · 5 hours ago
Or cigarettes and alcohol, yet can't 'afford' a candy bar for a child that already looks malnourished.
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keep this in mind when you go to the beach 12 comments
mrdad01 · 10 hours ago
It depends on the plastic, some is made now days to biodegrade in a couple decades.
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Don't let the world's bitterness ruin your loving soul 7 comments
mrdad01 · 11 hours ago
Funny thing is, people think I'm nice but I really am an asshole I just hide it behind a fake smile.
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the customer is NOT always right 12 comments
mrdad01 · 11 hours ago
I'd like to be able to cram this into some people's heads! I deal with way to many immature people at night, and not to mention the ones that bring their child into the store at 3 am let the kid run amok clear a whole 10 foot long shelf onto the floor then leave like nothing happened!
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Kill it with fire 6 comments
mrdad01 · 13 hours ago
I need therapy just reading the description!
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Hits blunt 5 comments
mrdad01 · 13 hours ago
Or Cameron cameron-diaz
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Christie Brinkley Doesn't Believe In Aging 6 comments
mrdad01 · 13 hours ago
Well being 62.9753112% plastic doesn't hurt.
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White people 23 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Freaking hypocrites! Are they really so blind that they can't see how pointless and racist they are, yet all white people are evil and useless.
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Men vs. Women 4 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
And sometimes they do it just because they want to!
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Probably the best feeling in the world 11 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Never heard it once, not when I graduated college in 12th grade, not when I got my license, not when I stepped up and took custody of my kid from his 'mom' you'd think it'd kill the old fart to say it (hell it probably would!)
Mom's gonna like this 6 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
I believe (although I could be wrong and I'm way too tired to google) the seat in that thing would snap in place every 90° up to 360°
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The largest land vehicle ever built: Bagger 293 in Germany 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Decepticon, everybody knows they get all the cool vehicles.
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This is why I'm suicidal 22 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Ok rabbit-boy time to put on your pull-up and go to bed.
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Yup, that's how it is 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
That's what I said on facebook, something along the lines of kiddie and tentacle porn. I'd say bestiality but the idiot already looks like the southbound end of a northbound cow so that would just be regular sex for him.
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Dear god we've made it to Facebook 21 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Yep, I see at least one post a week from here but then again my newsfeed is a mess so I probably miss 99% of them.
The largest land vehicle ever built: Bagger 293 in Germany 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
If you zoom in really close you find the banana for scale.
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"I looked at the brochure; I'd like the 'Sack of onions' doc." 27 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Maybe through some after dinner 'entertainment'
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"I looked at the brochure; I'd like the 'Sack of onions' doc." 27 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
You mean besides possibly frying your ability to produce sperm yeah a few health risks.
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Introducing Google Chrome Browser wet dream 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
The graphics card would have more effect on how well it runs games than cpu cores, I have six cores in my current computer and it really only uses the first three during most games I play anyhow.
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Introducing Google Chrome Browser wet dream 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
10 tabs is being a little generous isn't it? I mean realistically two or three tops.
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When you get a new graphics card 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Correction he IS the snake in his boot.
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If you can think about it, don't 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
I need one of these at my work, you should have to be smarter than a cinder block to drive let alone work a pump for liquid explosive dinosaurs!
WLTH 123: I can't make right or left of this 23 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
No it's having her perfume smelled from15 feet away by a blind dude.
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