Mrdad01

mrdad01


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The new Ken M 6 comments
mrdad01 · 17 hours ago
Wow, that one would be oblivious to a train wreck!
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I bring you: The Light! 2 comments
mrdad01 · 17 hours ago
It looks like it's dusk as well so the birds shadow could've been just enough to trigger the photosensor, has happened to my dusk to dawn light before but in my particular case it was a hawk sitting on the light not a winged pest.
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Donut receipt 12 comments
mrdad01 · 17 hours ago
That's what I say. And exactly why I get receipts for everything I buy.
There's one thing cancer can't kill 6 comments
mrdad01 · 17 hours ago
Loosing anyone sucks. I have one parent left and it took loosing the other for me and him to even talk to each other.
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Mailbox damaged - Found Note 4 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I'm sorry but if an animal is smaller than a medium size dog I will not wreck my vehicle to avoid it, especially true if said animal is not someone's pet!
This way, he HAS to let me cut in the line, for sure. Guy from green car- 16 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I just put mine on a 2008 explorer, I stuck mine in behind the front bumper, there is just enough metal it gets a great resonance and will make people jump, especially in the local town that has had main street destroyed four times in 30 years by runaway semi trucks.
Famous person 10 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
She's famous for doing the splits all over town, then getting married to the biggest 250, 000 gallon douche tank she could find.
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Uncanny 4 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Definitely, at least it serves a purpose.
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You embarrassed me! 3 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
This is not funny, I got hit with the card reader at my work last night because some man-child decided to rip it off the counter and throw it at me because his card was broke!
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Simple cable management method 5 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Why? Just cut the white tie near that cable and slide it out, then replace the tie, or pay a few cents more for removable ties.
Ultra douche 10 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
No worse than a dollar menu taco bell binge.
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MFW I check back in on FunSubstance after being gone for a year 67 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Welcome back, I lurked for a long time, finally joined after losing a friend that was a member and two family members within a three month span in 2016. This site and therapy have helped me restore some of my sanity.
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Updoot or ur gonna get woke at 3AM by angry dooters 5 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
I'm never asleep at 3 am so no updoot from me. (No down either so..)
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Holy shit people are stupid 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Not everyone can tolerate contacts, also not permanent. Although I really don't see any upsides to an eye tattoo.
Translation anyone? 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Yeah... I got nothing.
Holy shit people are stupid 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
No that's not stupid... That's epic level stupid!
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Cat jumps into lake after guy sneezes 2 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Belly flop!
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Aww b*tch 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
I'm nose deep in that hell!
It's not rainy and gloomy in Seattle ALL the time. Morning sunrise 10/14/2017 [OC] 11 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Yep! Too bad I only have oatmeal raisin cookies though.
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Pit bulls are not so mean 11 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Yeah my sister's pit bull is scared of her 11 pound pug/Chihuahua mix. Plus it was scared of a 3 week old kitten.
I Don't Think I'll Answer 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
I do it all the time, been cussed out a couple times to. I just laugh and tell them to quit calling.
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Tinder in 1865 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Not necessarily @i_ I have 50 acres and barely have anything.
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Tinder in 1865 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Back then that was a rare thing. Dentists weren't exactly on every street corner.
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I didn't know girls like this exists 28 comments
mrdad01 · 5 days ago
Wow the poor guy either got my ex or her unknown twin, she thought it was annoying that I worked full time too, until she got me fired then b*tched that I had no money for her to spend.
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