Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Soldiers marching in complete unison 8 comments
mrdad01 · 4 hours ago
I can march better than that and I have a limp because of nerve damage in my leg.
Anyone's balls hurt after sneezing? Asking for a friend 4 comments
mrdad01 · 13 hours ago
Re the title, that's not normal I believe. My shoulders and back sometimes hurt after I sneeze (I'm talking sharp, whacked-by-a-belt kind of pain.)
I literally hear this every day at work 9 comments
mrdad01 · 21 hours ago
I can see the point in that as sometimes a mistyped digit could mean the difference between a can of soup and a $90 blender.
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Unsettling threats 45 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Guaranteed time in a wheelchair afterwards, especially if both are involved.
I literally hear this every day at work 9 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Sometimes codes don't scan properly, usually only once though.
Black cats 11 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Almost all my farm cats are black or black and white, except for two calico but even they are black based. We have a frequent visitor that's gray.
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I wish I has an ex 10 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Hell no! The positive amount of the entire US national debt would not be enough!
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Maybe maybe maybe 7 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Skill can't account for everything, just when you think you got a tree falling just where you want it a sudden wind gust pushes it the wrong way and you end up with a town wide blackout for 17 hours because you turned a pole mounted electrical transformer into a firecracker.
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I'm not sorry 8 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Great for killing wasps and starting fires.
Maybe maybe maybe 7 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
And about 400,000 metric crap tons of luck.
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Unsettling threats 45 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I have actually used this one. I have no regrets, the asshole stopped tampering with my car afterwards.
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Unsettling threats 45 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I'll pry your knee caps off with a crowbar.
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I'll take friday 9 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
That's almost as bad as $2 for a safety switch with a $13.99 shipping charge.
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Dreams are weird 13 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
I have my kid, I stay strong for him. I'm all he has so giving up isn't an option.
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Dreams are weird 13 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
Well, some people just are filth plain and simple, she's never shown one speck of remorse for what she's done and still regularly posts on facebook how she was such a 'great mother' and all that, even after being called out on it by a mutual (former to her) friend, who helped me pack her stuff after I kicked her out of my house. Said friend seen my physical wounds and knew flat out they were defensive in nature, and since he was a cop at the time he was able to read the report on it from the two that responded when a neighbor called 911 apparently my yelling at her to quit freaking cutting me got his attention. Ha, good memories.... Excuse me while I hide for a bit.
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Dreams are weird 13 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Not entirely, I had a very bad experience in childhood that lead to a suicide attempt at age 8, that sure didn't help much. but yeah a vast amount of it was from her. I have definitely said I have no intentions on going into any more relationships, I didn't have a lot of desire before I met her, I'm perfectly content alone, always was. Yeah she is a pretty nasty excuse for a human, I haven't even scratched the surface on all she's done, I only put up with her until I could make certain that both my son and her older son would be taken away from her as she was abusive to both as well as me. I achieved my goal, so any damage physical or otherwise I sustained was worth it, two children are safe from harm and with people that actually love and protect them (mine with me and the older boy with his father) , and she is permanently blacklisted from being around kids unsupervised.
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Yellowjacket getting caught 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 days ago
Good, good. Suffer a slow death you needle assed little hellspawn!
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Dreams are weird 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Yeah, I have, still do actually. I have ptsd and depression and anxiety, she actually had me so stressed that I developed a heart condition. She really screwed me up, never gonna happen again, I will not put my mental or physical health on the line again for anyone. I've actually learned to sleep through those dreams in the last year by seizing control and interrupting the dream.
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Any tips on recipes for BBQ of domestic birds? 15 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
True unless you happen to be on one of those medically required diets.
Goodbye, life 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
I hate it when downloads trip at the finish line.
better love story than twilight.. 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
A buzzard on roadkill is a better story than twilight.
Choose wisely 17 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
I've never met a mean llama, unless they're spooked or think you're a threat, last llama I has contact with would be your best friend for a dog treat, literally walk up and put its head and neck on your shoulders, then again that may have just been a quirk that grummar had.
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Choose wisely 17 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Yes llamas live for a long time, and they have a pretty lucrative market for their wool, plus if you have other animals, sheep or goats the llama will protect them by either spitting on or kicking the living guts out of anything that they perceive as a threat.
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"My Fists and My Foot" 9 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Guy wouldn't be alive if he touched my kid, or he would but would be using a bag to hold his pee for the rest of his life and probably also no longer have hands or a functional mouth/eyes.
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Dreams are weird 13 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
I often dream about my ex, killing me or our son.
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