Mrdad01

mrdad01


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This tornado is eating a rainbow 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
What is this a freaking skittles ad!?
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Only awesome people can see this 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Am not, I'm an asshole!
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This may cause loneliness and depression 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I did that months ago out of 77 friends 4 remembered, 3 were family and the 4th was actually born on the same day as me in the same hospital room within 15 minutes of me (yes we have been life long friends) but I had also mentioned ahead of time that I was not going to celebrate this year due to last year's crap.
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It looked like a scene from "Murder She Wrote" 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Am I the only one with a clock in my bathroom?
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Dielectric breakdown 17 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That's actually a circuit breaker I believe, if it is it did its job and broke the connection, but high voltage can jump very large distances. Edit, that's definitely a circuit breaker because the two behind it opened at the same time.
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Whale shark will always be my favourite animal 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Only until they get too big to flush down the toilet.
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Whale shark will always be my favourite animal 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Don't feed trolls.
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The emporer roasts local peasant 27 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
An amoeba is more intelligent than her, and I'm sorry @guest but I'd rather be some happy, intelligent 'unknown' than somebody who is only famous for being a complete shame to the entire galactic cluster!
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Carkenstein 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Ah, well I wouldn't know a prius if I had to pick one out of the grill of my explorer, they are not a common sight in my area except for the occasional rental stuck in a snowdrift or ditch.
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Carkenstein 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The front looks like a small minivan to me, but I could be wrong, my brain can't process how illegal, unsafe and flat out ugly that thing is!
Carkenstein 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
1/3 of a minivan worth.
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It looked like a scene from "Murder She Wrote" 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Oh crap, I thought I had bad sleeps.
L.A. Beast beats Guinness World Record for most ghost chili peppers eaten in 2 minutes 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Get a fire extinguisher, his toilet will be burning.
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Best news I've read in weeks xD 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Good riddance to pure rubbish, now if only bieber and a few other garbage people would take themselves out with yesterdays paper life would be good again.
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14 years ago 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
My brain melted.
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Tumor baby 22 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
My kid was a c baby (probably why his mom rejected him)
Good. 29 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Perfect, now they just need sterilized.
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Nature always wins 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Hmm tough call, a frozen red thing thrown from an interstate overpass will break a windshield, then again so would a medical professional.
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MIB predicted kim K 17 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well when you have 100 pounds of plaster and silicon in your back end you tend to look weird.
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So everyone would think we were chillin' 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Ok who left the door to youtube open again?
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How customers imagine cash register keyboards 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That's when the overcharge button comes into play.
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Earth day in North Korea 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
They win everyday, cause the only one with stable electricity is their little brat in charge!
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Comedy gold 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Squirrels and other rodents like to climb around and are sometimes clumsy as hell, rodent falls or otherwise touches two things that shouldn't touch, sparks fly, rodent twitches and lights go out. My kid just had a four day weekend from school because a squirrel caused a transformer to overload and burn out on Thursday morning.
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At least you can save money on your gas bill 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
In any case you definitely don't want to smoke on the toilet during your daily business. I have seen/heard of people's tap water turning to a sludge while fracking was going on but I'm not fully sure of that, a few of the people who made those claims locally are known money hounds so any chance for a get-rich-quick they jump on it.
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My school is a mess 14 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Or a muffled bang.
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