Mrdad01

mrdad01


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It's not rainy and gloomy in Seattle ALL the time. Morning sunrise 10/14/2017 [OC] 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
'It can't rain all the time.' If anybody can guess the correct movie they get a cookie.
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You're asking for the impossible 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That's a way to get upgraded to best friend status with me. If people I know can make me laugh, they earn it.
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I Don't Think I'll Answer 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
*warms up airhorn*
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It's not "love", it's "LAMB SAUCE" 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Veal is cow, to be exact calf under 20 weeks old.
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That will hurt 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No who in their right mind jumps off a perfectly good roof!
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Random Places Where Cats Shouldn't Be 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I have a cat in my attic at the moment, I have no clue how it got up there (haven't been in the attic in days) and its not even one of my cats! (Don't fret people my attic is a comfortable temp and I left food and water in a live catch trap for it)
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Badass obituary 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That'll be me, except my will say something to the effect that maybe I can finally get some damn rest!
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That we did Mr. Poopy Butthole. That we did 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
While I don't consider myself part if the fandom, his voice fries my nerves so yeah I hate him almost as much as my ex.
Good job france 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
You had one job and you detonated it!
Awww, cute horsie! 23 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
First time on the good old I-net? Well hang on tight it only gets worse from here!
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Being hit by furniture anywhere hurts like crazy 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Ha, try knocking a stack of 15 pack cans of soda over on your leg.
When your t*tties are the lowest point in your life 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
At that point you should just cut your losses and tuck them into your pants.
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Classic dan 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
*blinks three eyes* I see what you did there!
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Denied! 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
If you use your browser you can save gifs from this site. (I do all the time for live wall papers)
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Look at it! 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Huh my ex in dog form.
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How far will science go?! 34 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yeah I know all about the animal phase of the experiments, I'll be thrilled for the guy if he pulls through, but I predict his conclusion will be the same regardless of the surgery.
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How far will science go?! 34 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Am I the only one seeing this end in a funeral procession?
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Let’s put this ogre out of its misery! 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
What if I told you that you can enjoy a show while avoiding the fandom?
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Oracle is tired of your shit Aladdin 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
This is from 'king of thieves' where he meets his father. Me and my kid just watched it a couple nights ago, although this is from the era of my childhood but you just have to share some classics with the newer generation.
Plasma gun 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I watched the video of this, it actually uses butane and some other gas.
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mind blown 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Cartoon logic, for the sake of your sanity, don't try to understand it, just smile and nod!
100-million-year-old ant trapped in Burmese amber 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
It could be something like an iron deposit, it is possible for iron to 'grow' if it happens to settle someplace, or its possible that the ant had a gland on its head that took iron from its diet and used it to produce its horn similar to how humans and other animals use Keratin to make hair and claws. But I'm just throwing out theories here I really have no clue.
Explanation in comments 14 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Gas stations at 3 am.
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This is a dollar, not a card 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
So who in this video is high?
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