Mrdad01

mrdad01


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When I am a kid I was eating mud and this kid is eating snakes for fun 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
My kid is 8 and is not left alone outside, namely because we have a couple kinds of venomous snakes and a lot of open ground/woodland for them.
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I doubt that 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Someone has mine stuck to a voodoo doll, knowing her crazy ways.
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When I am a kid I was eating mud and this kid is eating snakes for fun 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Irresponsible/ shit parenting.
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
It was annoying to say the least. I've just now gotten to the point that I can actually talk about it a little without having flashbacks it took me six years to finally seek counseling, and another two to get me emotionally stable about it. I still get nervous around pocket knives though. I tried to 'be a man' about it because it was a domestic dispute and 'men are never the victim of that' plus I had to appear 'well adjusted' in order to get custody of my kid, even with all the evidence and everything else, I had to sell my car and lost my apartment due to medical and legal bills. Ended up moving back home after all that and inherited it when one parent passed away in 2016. So yeah, life has thoroughly worked me over in the last decade and forgot the lube every single time! I would live it all again just to have my kid though, being a father has given me every reason to plow through whatever shit comes my way!
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well considering they had a 70+ pound advantage on me, if they had pinned me down I'd have been screwed or should I say skewered. I managed to get away with several dozen cuts to my left arm/hand and a stab between two ribs. By the time that knife ended up in a nearby pond and they pulled their other knife (like I said intent to kill me) the police arrived and had the attacker at shotgun point while I collapsed from a mix of wounds and an anxiety attack. I still have issues with certain kinds of knives that have the same blade type (its common)
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
As someone who has survived such an attack, with intent to kill, what I did was use the attackers force against them, once I had their arm pinned under mine I used a pressure point in the wrist to disarm them. Granted yes is was somewhat a desperation move as I'd already been pretty badly wounded but it was effective enough to buy me some time to escape.
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Why you never mess with the scottish 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The marine exercise is to teach teamwork not strength, if you can't work as a team in the marines you're as good as captured/dead. I'm not discounting Scottish badassery in the least just making a point.
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And an arm, why not? 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'd cut a finger tip off for that amount, hell I did it last week for free! :-P (Accidentally of course)
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GOLF BALL vs STEAM ROLLER 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That's a pressing experience.
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Don't play games b*tch 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I usually make it a point to be more thorough with checking if people make a fuss about it, or crack that tired old lame as hell 'I just printed that' line, which by all rights permits/ requires me to get as many of their details as possible and notify law enforcement (its technically admitting to counterfeiting money even if it's a joke) and my store policy (from corporate) is all bills above a five are to be at minimum checked with the marker.
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Gamer proposal 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
(Referring to downvotes) well I can see my joke got taken too literal again, some people need a helium enema so they can lighten the hell up.
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The legendary double scale 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
*mumbles something about bravery and dildos*
Gamer proposal 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That would be the case, unless you're breaking the #1 rule of the internet and assuming genders.
The most dramatic prom date 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
More like 5 million.
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Or just fat 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'm 20 days away from being 32, you're not old!
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She's a strong independent cat who don't need no leg 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The cat is missing a leg, I had a three legged cat as a kid and her prints looked very similar to this.
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The most epic prank 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Hammer time!
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Dear people who honk 0.002 seconds after the light turns green 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I drive through an intersection 10 times a week this intersection has had 45 wrecks in the last two years often after the light switches to standby for the night (between 10pm and 6am) this is where the main road has automatic right-of-way (blinking amber light) and the secondary road has a required stop (blinking red) 90% of the wrecks are people blasting through the red lights and smashing into someone else. I ALWAYS stop and I know I have the amber light because of the statistics of that intersection.
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How could that happen? 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Let's see, they didn't do a wedge cut in the preferred direction of fall, they were cutting down into the tree instead of straight across, that created the pinch point that bent the bar and wrecked a decent chainsaw. They definitely either need training or just let somebody else do it before they take out their own kneecaps!
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Having some fun during a rainstorm 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I survived an indirect strike while holding onto a metal chain, it burnt my hand and foot and left me with random nerve disruptions/dizziness for a few months.
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Roasted on Quora like 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well seeing that I borrowed cars owned by my parents before I became financially stable after going through a very expensive legal battle, (was 25 or 26 at the time.) its not an issue per say, cars are extremely expensive and difficult to buy without either going into debt or having other help. I agree that his wife needs to back off and be happy he has a vehicle even if he only co-owns it.
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I knew I wasn't the only one 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
When I was 10 and taking care of myself for 6+ hours/ day in the summer.
Tarantulas keeps frogs as pets 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The tarantula eats larger insects, the kind of insects that would harm the spiders eggs are likely too small for it to see, but since the frog would have superior vision it can see said insects.
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Love your mom 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That's me, since my kid doesn't have a mom, hell I sliced the tip of my index finger off on Tuesday got it sewed back on picked my kid up from school (sick) and went to work that night. You stop, you rust!
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Too little too late 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Can't ban the usa, who will take care of the world then?
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