Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Why are you lying 19 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Yeah, it underclocks the cpu to reduce the power consumption it drops mine from 1440mhz to about 600mhz it sucks, but if I leave the phone alone I can get three hours of standby time on 5% or 45 minutes of talk time.
Nothing can beat dad reflexes 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I am too, thinking back on it, as I often do, I realize I was nothing but too good to her and for her. I guess finally giving in and getting the therapy I've needed for this is beginning to help me. I don't blame myself for what happened anymore it was just the natural conclusion to a dead end relationship. Well one of the ends anyhow, the other one would've been her killing me and probably our child as well.
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White people 7 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I do that and I'm northern, however I also nod often, you know, that one single type of nod.
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This comment chain 43 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I've lived on minimum wage, and I have a child, the key is not buying 10 pairs of $100 shoes every month or a $1000+ new cell phone every three months. Granted though I've never worked a restaurant job (worked retail mostly)
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Nothing can beat dad reflexes 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Not all mothers have maternal instincts, I should know, I replaced a mother with none.
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By Rita Skeeter 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Me too, especially where I had part of my fingertip sewed back together a few months ago, though most of the time it's numb because of how deeply it was cut.
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Close one 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Yeah, when women say 'fine' you're in for shit show. Last women that said that word to me was chasing me with a knife an hour later.
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Wild driver 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
So you take a picture? Parent of the year right here folks!
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Why are you lying 19 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I don't start having issues until my phone is a 5% then the battery saver switches on, which in an of itself makes my phone lag like a youtube video on dialup, it also drops any video quality to that of an abstract painting.
Hurr de durrrr 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Yeah that's almost as funny as the 'I just printed that' gem when I marker check a bill.
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Do they not do this anymore? 56 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Having to stay within 5 feet of a phone. Answering said phone with zero knowledge of who was calling. Having to leave the couch to change tv channels.
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Instant karma 18 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Sounds like a potential thief had a crappy time, serves them right.
If your lawn sparkles at night, you should run 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
This is nothing, if I want to hunt spiders (talking dime sized bastards here!) all I have to do is open my front door, they build webs across it!
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He wasn't lying 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Yeah, ok. How so? Was trump also personally responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs? I'm confused. Sounds more like she's just being a little attention so-and-so because something that was actually somewhat funny (I've seen a picture of her and the lead female from the movie and their hair is almost exactly the same) bought her back from the brink of ex-political obscurity.
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I was today years old 9 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
This wasn't common knowledge?
The ultimate punishment 18 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
With a tooth pick!
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Going fishing for the first time 2 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Last time too
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He saw it coming 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Odds are he's an accident recreation specialist and he's taking notes, they often get called in if no one witnessed the actual event or everyone involved was too badly injured to speak with police.
Fisherman sees what he pulls up 13 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Looked like an alligator.
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Fopoon 17 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
You could've just said 'take a romantic bubble bath with a toaster' same end result.
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Birb is a word 9 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Ah a fellow farscapeian. A rare bunch.
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Gatorade for the next guy 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
So just normal everyday gatorade then?
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Arm wrestling gone wrong 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Either way he's gonna be putting some mileage on the other arm for a while.
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I wonder what happens when they spot a squirrel 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
He gets a free ride.
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Nearly had a heart attack 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Never wear those in public, let alone in your flesh tone!
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