Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Marilyn was funnier Tho 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Mine is hidden by annoyance and sarcastic remarks.
Bruh lol 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I've left more attractive things in my toilet.
Think before you act 6 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Feeling this currently, my best friend since age four committed suicide Sunday night, his twin sis is hospitalized from having a mental breakdown, and I've taken three days off work because I can't focus on anything.
Better than pepper spray 13 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
No, bad wording was the 'mother' saying on facebook that she and her children would be reunited in heaven, not that a she-demon like her would ever make it there. Granted though since I typed that after working 16 hours since I had to fire two of my employees grammar wasn't even on the same stove let alone a back burner.
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Hold my beer prof 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I never studied for any tests, and actually never really paid any attention in class either, I really have zero idea how I ever passed school but considering I'm creeping up on my mid thirties I can't even remember much of school anyway.
the only clue 2 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I know I slept good when I wake up and my hands are numb or my shoulder is dislocated.
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Night shift 1 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Just about right, except I have some native American ancestry so I'm not entirely white.
Too hold to hold 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I have a thick cloth steering wheel cover, never hot or cold.
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Tinder in 1865 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Has his act together at a young age, hope he found a good wife.
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Real two-headed goat skeleton and taxidermy mount 2 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Some do some don't, depends on the purpose, in this case it's likely a veterinarian taxidermy so having both the anatomical structures would be important.
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Strike! 6 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
That's a video of security camera footage, its not always easy to post videos directly from a dvr as most use encryption/ propriety video formats.
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Better than pepper spray 13 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
She lost custody, so technically she no longer has kids at least in a legal sense. Besides since I'm already a father and was a step father, kids do not scare me away.
He shouldn’t have been ashamed of it, some men can only dream to have that 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
That's common in many cultures.
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Phattery 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I had a remote control for a stereo that took quad a's once, it was very annoying when they died because the only store that sold them anywhere near my home went out of business.
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Drunk guy ordered a pizza with every topping 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Looks good to me except for the pineapple.
You must have farted 16 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Nearly got murdered, enough said.
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The best use of Apple Watch 2 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
What level of 'friend' do you have to be to be gifted with that level of stomach turning personal info, I only want to know so I can avoid that point at all costs.
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Demons 8 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I keep telling people, no matter how cheap the house next to the power plant is it's never worth it!
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Loop holes to the purge 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
My purge night would probably be getting killed by my ex and her family. Or me burning down their home town that place is absolutely unnecessary in this world.
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Destroying a guy's only connection to his dad, seems like a cool idea 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
My less than a year old gaming tower weighs over 80 pounds, even new computers can be heavy especially when the case is a 2 foot tall chunk of aluminum.
Destroying a guy's only connection to his dad, seems like a cool idea 14 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
My ex destroyed a 95 year old statue that belonged to my great grandmother that was worth at least $5000, some people just need locked away from the world.
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Baby elephant chasing guinea hens 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Imagine the noise, guinea hens are really freaking annoying birds.
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Making a mana potion 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Chemical reaction, similar to a glow stick.
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Posting for everyone 17 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
My kid's birthday and the day I won custody.
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Would this be allowed?.. 7 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
He was mad about the laminate, because he couldn't rip it up and say that I didn't give any notice so he could deny me unemployment, not that I even needed it since I had another job the next day.
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