And what I if told you I didn't because myself dyslexia catches that shit instantly. lol
If only it worked the for me when I write.

I brought you some food. Mom I still pretty pissed about the lamp. She still says you did it.
But I didn't.
I know that but she still doesn't speak cat so just stay low till she is worried you are gone. I will be back when I can.

Lmfao sniffany

Me and my husband had a king size bed when we were first together. One morning I woke up to find him right in my ear snoreing. I look and he had me pushed on the edge of the bed. So I got up took my pillow and went on the other side where there was space. I see him wake up on my side look around never behind him when I was. He went to the bathroom knocked to see if i was in there. I wasn't of course. Than he went all throughout the house calling me. But no answer. So he laid down back in my spot and said where the fuck is she. I asked where is who? He damn jumped out his skin lmfao. I told him quit sleeping so damn close.
When I sleep I have to have space. No cuddles nope lol get your ass away. lol He still pushes my ass off the bed all damn near every night. lol

Quick question how far in life did all you idiots who cheated by copying off the smart kids papers get in life.
O umm... the president ok never mind.

How to teach kids about Hiroshima.
OMGOD I can't believe I said ok ok jk jk don't down vote me that was terrible. lmao

A real Christian would know Angels are neither man or woman. Angels don't even have reproductive organs. God only gave those to humans. There was no need for them in Angels. So yeah (-.-)

That is a keeper.

MAMA AIN'T RAISING NO HOES ASSES ARE FOR SITTING AND SHITTING!!!!
roflmmfao

My husband use to work for Office Max before office Depo and office Max combined. He worked there for 4 years and after they combined he got a new manager who treated him like a dog. Made fun of his weight and hair loss. (Yeah he is going bald. But he still my sweetie hair or no hair. lol) Well he had enough he was the one person holding that store out of the red and she hated that her boss kept praising him and not her. So he quit and went to college for a while than started working at Staples. They LOVE HIM. They were not even hiring when they hired him. After the interview he was put to learning to work there not the next day I mean RIGHT AFTER. He did a trial like everyone else but he was given the job after the first week when one employee thought he broke a high paying repeat customers computer. My hubby fixed it in 10 minutes. The customer walked over to the gift card section grabbed an olive garden card put 100 bucks on it and gave it to my husband.

Me when my Mother inlaw cooks. Omgod that woman can not cook. I will give her props she can bake. Cakes, cookies, pies, and all that stuff really good. But she once made fried chicken with a side of Mac N cheese and peas. The chicken was soggy, the Mac N cheese was soupy and was NOT done, and the peas we're bunt. HOW DO YOU BURN PEAS? They were from a can lady just plop in pan once it boils turn off add butter and salt n pepper. Boom done. But at least the corn bread she made was good. Like I said she can bake. lmao

I remember hearing a story like this where a elderly woman in her 70s got cancer she was given only months to live and her landlord felt bad for her so he told her that as long as she lives she won't have to pay rent. They even had it in writing. Well she beat cancer a year or two later and kept living. The landlord was in his 50s when he made the deal and died before she did. Next his son took over and he died as well. She ended up dieing at the age of 103. She didn't pay rent for around 30 years.

I do think it looks cool and everything but I have hight fears. I don't even like to sit on bar stools that I can't place my feet on the ground. So if I go there and they say my table is at the top I will say well guess you are full ok bye.

I left due to a stalker pervet.
My oldest brother's baby mama lived with my brother and both worked so I moved in fresh from school to take care of the kid while they worked. She put a spyware on my computer that let's you know what people type. She went through all my accounts and emails and talked to older men using my account on Myspace which made a 50 yr old think he was dating me at the time a 18yr old. Eww. He wouldn't leave me alone and because I was 18 cops said to delete all my social media and just let the dust settle. So I did. Luckily he went away.
All that was thanks to Misha-the-bitcha. That is my favorite name to call her by which I do to her face because she is a son of a bitch. Sorry but she is.

Strength in numbers means if we all attack there is no way they can kill all of us. Not hay we be fine no one will get hurt as long as we have a bunch of us. (-.-)

How we fist bump in Murica!