You have paper. Stop whining.

Looks like the prototype for the Hotel Monolith

*you're

For a moment there, I thought Prince William was giving him a cake . . .

Tissue box . . . Maybe it's a pimped out hearse

Not that anyone ever looks at her feet though -_-

Her feet are like a size 12 . . . Cheesus

. . . Lions are cats . . .

They made that baby eat at Sonic?!?!

Maybe she just had a massive dong and isn't shy

The squirrel is the cute pumpkin now

You can't be buried alive anymore. You would be embalmed first. And there is no way you could survive that process. Be worried about being embalmed whilst living.

It says Pitch Black not Bitch Black . . .

That's Owen Wilson . . .

He's about to rip out their hearts Temple of Doom style

Actually, Magneto is a master of metal not just magnetism, so any metal is at his command. (because Metallo is a dumb name, *shots fired DC*)

So, how do you get to be Super Japanese? Does she wear cape? With a big J and a piece of sushi on it? Only speak Karaoke?

That is only four glasses of bunny. The service here is s#!+

What about those fries?

Yeah, where exactly did he put that Snickers?