But who's the tits?

It's a light penis

I only see milk behind it

Also traps the zombies underground

Nah. Google. Use it.

Trick question. Never bothered with the eyes

Not today, Skynet

Why are you shooting him with a purple dildo?

The day it's 69, it's also wet

That also means it'll fall apart nice and easy

Drunk me walking home

Awww it's pregnant

*Victor *his

Spontaneous orgasms would be awkward for dudes, since they'd be very visible

And already pregnant

Maybe they had just left High Medical that's on the right

Scrawny guys that need to be "edgy"?

(D)ramatic

I am not A fingernail. I am fingernail.

Plus, there's Clinton/Bernie supporters attacking white people, because they supposedly voted for Trump. Racism can come from any color