NateTheGreat

natethegreat


I am @dj_na_tex reincarnated.
˙uɐɯnɥ ʇou ɯɐ I

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A great way to avoid getting caught 8 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
OK
(fingers secretly crossed)
A great way to avoid getting caught 8 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
depends on the driver, some people can drive very well when smoking weed, some even do what is called a "burn ride".
some people, on the other hand just can't handle their weed, as demonstrated on 420, when every idiot decides to smoke weed for 420 then decide to drive but have no high-driving skills so then they end up in a crash.
That's when the real stoners have to be super careful of the newbies because they get so fucking high then get so close to you that you want to punch them in the face.
So, yeah just don't smoke weed and drive.
(unless you got the skill and finesse)
Yell at person helping effect 7 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
This is real news ^
True facts
As a Texan, I can confirm.
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My cow friend 6 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
PETA is fake news
#fuccpeta
They would use him for this one lmao 5 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
same it's ok
Win win 10 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
you said it
I would probably end up as kibble 5 comments
natethegreat · 4 hours ago
That last one got shit clean in the head
Hot on his heels 10 comments
natethegreat · 1 day ago
Or if you're like me, you just don't give a fuck what happens.
I'm guessing he did more than just arrest her 6 comments
natethegreat · 1 day ago
What you want? What you need?
Looking to buy?
Godamnit Carol 10 comments
natethegreat · 1 day ago
Goddamnit, Szechuan
Where would you GO??? 9 comments
natethegreat · 1 day ago
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DTE (Down To Eat) 6 comments
natethegreat · 2 days ago
ur weird
I wish I was that impressive when I'm drunk 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 days ago
I rode my bike last night from 12:00 am until 1:45 am and traveled at least 8 miles through dark, mysterious places, some known to have coyotes come through.
I also saw a lady outside her house late at night, probably drunk or getting high lol
I fucks with it.
Pretty sure this kid's daycare teacher is former mafia 6 comments
natethegreat · 2 days ago
even the turtle looks nervous af
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awesome 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 days ago
he's got the weed smile :)
Title shmitle 48 comments
natethegreat · 5 days ago
I will kill u first
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This tip jar 6 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
$0
$tay away from me and my riche$
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Nice melons 9 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Damn, you really can't say shit on this site without people looking at you all fucked up
Nice melons 9 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Damn, nobody can take a joke you Nazis, plus I said sorry, so you're not allowed to downvote, hate or complain.
FunSubstance rules.
Checkmate.
Step-by-step tutorial on how to react if someone unauthorised touches your boob: 4 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
No. No prison. She was in the right, if y'all say shit I'ma fucking stab you all, now no snitching.
Hit this blunt and chill, OK? It's gonna be okay...
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You know the old saying 4 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Man I feel just like a rockstar...
Offline is different from online 2 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
lmao
Alright here we go again 3 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Nice melons 9 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
I work out too, bitch.
Bro it's just a prank chill bro im just making a joke bro chill fuck I'm sorry okay? Please don't fucking kill me.