On 4chan that is quite the compliment

Pineapple2Pizza

The youngest is more equal than the rest

The 3D was so real you could feel the director taking money out of your pocket

With a college degree you’ll understand how poor you are

Guess I’ll die

Now is an appropriate time to use your feet

Listen to me very carefully.
Slowly leave the room, grab your passport and whatever cash you have. Don’t take the car or your phone. Walk to the nearest bus station but don’t get on. From a pay phone call your family and tell them it’s happening today. Meet up and leave. Go as far away as you can. You haven’t escaped. Only bought some time. Hopefully the cat will get tired and pick someone else.

Time to sheet the bed

Pass the bong, friend

He has a paw print on his ear. Is he the king dog

After 2 world wars, European countries still have amazing old architecture still standing. The ones in my country make it seem like we were the ones at war

Gudgeon

I know some of those animals