netizencain

netizencain


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When you run into a cloud of mosquitos at 80mph 8 comments
netizencain · 1 week ago
One bug in my face and I’m in a full hand-flapping-seizure-looking spasms. If I was riding a motorcycle at 80mph, I’d be dead.
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Saitama-san? 4 comments
netizencain · 1 week ago
HGH, PRP, STEROIDS, Maybe some STEM.
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Coast Guard vessel tackling some swell 5 comments
netizencain · 2 weeks ago
Been there. Done that. But in 41’s and 44’s
Stop letting people tell you how to think 24 comments
netizencain · 2 weeks ago
Some statues were more about racial intimidation and less about history.
Absolute unit 2 comments
netizencain · 4 weeks ago
I don’t really care for cutesy little animal photos. That being said, my 11 year old quirky, awesome, nerdy daughter loves this kind of shit. So while I scroll through pages of weird shit you guys post (stupid Pokémon stuff and “I wish I was dead “ memes.., seriously , WTF). I always pause to take a screen shot and send along photos like this to my daughter (I block most internet stuff on her iPad). She absolutely loves this stuff. So thanks, girls and guys for posting this crap. I may find it childish but my daughter loves it and you help me be a cool dad. P S. some of you need to grow up... but I’m a crusty old sailor that thinks everyone is a pansy baby-man.
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Cow names Big Bertha 2 comments
netizencain · 4 weeks ago
If this occurred today it would be called animal cruelty
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Had to double take 3 comments
netizencain · 6 weeks ago
I feel dumb. It took me like 15 seconds and two viewings to figure out what I was looking at
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Being gay is fine 5 comments
netizencain · 7 weeks ago
In reality, living your life by rules written by a bunch of desert-living, Bronze Age, goat herders is pretty moronic.
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A beautiful sea shanty from the Maritime Folk Festival [starts 0:20] 9 comments
netizencain · 7 weeks ago
I sail around the world for work... and yes, sometime we sing
Nice 10 comments
netizencain · 8 weeks ago
More likely a quick bump before a night out with the gents
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Would def choose doggo 32 comments
netizencain · 11 weeks ago
Groceries.
Think of the people you could feed
Or think of the dogs and girls you could attract with all that food
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f*ckity f*ck f*ck 11 comments
netizencain · 21 weeks ago
Brain Guy
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Expensive boots 16 comments
netizencain · 24 weeks ago
Maybe she bought the boots used?
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An aerial view of a solar power station in Morocco 4 comments
netizencain · 30 weeks ago
Is that Dirk Pitt over there on the left?
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Those potatoes must be real profitable 5 comments
netizencain · 32 weeks ago
Wife: I like open floor plans, ultra modern with a ton of steel and glass located downtown.
Husband: I'm looking for rustic charm in a log cabin with a root cellar.
It's like half of these people aren't on the same page.
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First date 21 comments
netizencain · 33 weeks ago
"Because I failed at instilling a strong sense of self confidence, good judgment, sounds morals and strength of character, she will obviously only associate with people that need to be threatened or killed for their actions, I'm going to stand here with a gun" - signed, asshole dad.
Raise your kids right, and you don't have to be that guy
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Documented event wit ha time traveler 7 comments
netizencain · 34 weeks ago
Ya, people without names shouldn't be allowed to express their opinions on this site. Opinions are only for folks that are cool
Simple cable management method 5 comments
netizencain · 34 weeks ago
Great until you have to replace just one cable
You get what you do 5 comments
netizencain · 37 weeks ago
The farmer is a co-workers family. Totally legit story.
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In Prague there is a street so narrow you need a light to not get stuck in the middle 9 comments
netizencain · 39 weeks ago
I hope someone can clarify what I'm seeing. The title and the caption don't seem to be adequate
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The perfect toilet doesn't exi 10 comments
netizencain · 39 weeks ago
Yep. Aerosolized fecal matter on every single book. Worst idea ever.
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I didn't know this! 4 comments
netizencain · 39 weeks ago
So just one guy? Not the Pope issuing a decree? Not the Catholic Church, but one Christian?
Why not 6 comments
netizencain · 41 weeks ago
Do you think that big business has just one employee, the CEO? No, big business employees your neighbors, family and friends. They hire other businesses to do things like clean, landscape, buy office supplies and outsource other jobs. Big business isn't some anonymous entity out to destroy America. It is America. Hell, most small business owners dream of growing their business just like founder of Nike, HP or KFC did. Grow up.
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But I guess it's scary with new things 18 comments
netizencain · 43 weeks ago
Look at you with your rational, fact-filled common sense comment.
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