I thought it was some weird suicide thing because it looked like he was using a bleach bottle.

An overwhelming number of working girls are slaves. You don't legalize something that enslaves people just so you can feel better about your pervy behavior.

So basically, were you trying to post this made-up crap to uberhumor.com but hit the wrong button?

Pretty much fake. But, keep posting.

If you have severe medical issues perhaps you shouldn't trust minimum wage employees to partake in your health care

Free? Someone doesn't understand how federal spending and taxation works.

When your trying to fund a new Crusade to recapture the Holy Lands and instead start a hemisphere-wide genocidal rampage.