nevets2802

nevets2802


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Worst day ever 2 comments
nevets2802 · 1 day ago
Damn that's a bad day. I wouldn't be happy about not having the banana either. Still things can only get better from there right?
I wish I has an ex 10 comments
nevets2802 · 1 day ago
Nope from me. She's took everything from me and it still wasn't enough.
I'll take friday 9 comments
nevets2802 · 2 days ago
If I get a choice of the expedited Thursday delivery or the ordinary Friday - Wednesday delivery I'll always go for the latter and 9 times out of 10 Amazon will deliver it on the Thursday anyway.
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So easy 4 comments
nevets2802 · 2 days ago
Because good memories are priceless.
Dahmer approves! 5 comments
nevets2802 · 3 days ago
There are a lot of mugs out there.
Dahmer approves! 5 comments
nevets2802 · 5 days ago
£3.50 for a bowl of cereal. Bugger that.
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Things always doesn't go smooth with me 3 comments
nevets2802 · 5 days ago
That's because "You don't have enough space." Just sayin'.
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It doesn’t matter with some people 6 comments
nevets2802 · 1 week ago
She'll soon get pissed off at being woken up at 3am, no matter what the reason.
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Hamsters are silly 6 comments
nevets2802 · 1 week ago
I used to get this problem with my hamsters wheel. I found mineral oil worked well but had to reapply it after every clean.
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Bruno 6 comments
nevets2802 · 2 weeks ago
Kitten's wearing mittens.
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Yes. A hug would be nice 15 comments
nevets2802 · 3 weeks ago
Nope, it's gonna be dry.
Drawing Iron Man in 10 minutes, 1 minute, 10 seconds 3 comments
nevets2802 · 3 weeks ago
I wish I had these skills. I struggle to draw a straight line with a ruler.
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What is the word I’m looking for? 4 comments
nevets2802 · 3 weeks ago
Or aeroplane if you're a Brit.
Ad sense goin for the low hanging fruit 8 comments
nevets2802 · 4 weeks ago
You aren't making them spend money by clicking on their ad link. Marketing is factored into the cost they charge consumers. A decent marketing campaign should bring in more money, not lose it.
I hate the name Steve 26 comments
nevets2802 · 4 weeks ago
There's nothing wrong with the name Steve. It's a very nice name. It's a lovely name. It's a wonderful name. It's perfect, perfect I tell you!
Weird human 5 comments
nevets2802 · 4 weeks ago
Looks like the love child of Tom Jones and a Vulcan.
A job only for the most skilled 6 comments
nevets2802 · 5 weeks ago
I wonder if they modelled it on Mark Ruffalo's arse?
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A man awarded millions of dollars after his wife cheated on him 5 comments
nevets2802 · 5 weeks ago
I've no sympathy for him. If he wanted to be with her he should have insisted she leave her husband before their relationship started not afterwards.
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The electric slide 2 comments
nevets2802 · 6 weeks ago
Text her first thing in the morning. Tell her you woke up thinking about her and that you think she's someone special and she means so much to you. Tell her that there's someone in the world that is happy because of her. If you mean anything to her at all you'll make her just as happy.
Wait what! 6 comments
nevets2802 · 6 weeks ago
Is this legit?
Law of the fittest 6 comments
nevets2802 · 6 weeks ago
Shite hawks. The seagull that is, not Granny. Wouldn't want to get on the bad side of her.
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Pretty sure Elizabeth II is immortal 7 comments
nevets2802 · 6 weeks ago
With any luck.
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Looks like the one my dad had 9 comments
nevets2802 · 6 weeks ago
I remember that kind of stereo but before CD's were invented so just tape deck, radio and record player and amp that probably pumped out a whole 20 watts.
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A clear bathtub 7 comments
nevets2802 · 7 weeks ago
I live in a hard water area and use a squeegee to wipe down the glass on my shower cubicle after I've been in there. No water, no water stains.
Madonna is cancelled 8 comments
nevets2802 · 7 weeks ago
Rough as a badgers arse.