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Anon is a master gynecologist 4 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

You cant fool me Quentin Tarantino!

Any mask is better than no mask, right? 9 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Oh look! A Karen!

Gorgon x Centaur 4 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Maybe it's Neigh-belline.

Winners of the Miss Beautiful Spine contest, cervical 1956 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Baby got back!

This hotel is only for true believers 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

They're web developers.

It's been a while 3 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Clean up, keep it going. Now the next one will take awhile.

The health director of Los Angeles looks like the most unhealthy person ever! 9 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Job opening was misleading. This lady is a reaper and thought she was 'directing' health.

Hmm 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Couple of jabronis looks like

Badass 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

This was my rule even before COVID.

That should do it 3 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Im not even part of that generation but agree. Plus being that way doesn't solve anything or help the situation.

I captured the essence of San Francisco. Drunk santa peeing while an animal shits on the 3 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Yep actually a little flatter than usual.

The boomer griller had enough 1 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

I bet he only wears a face mask as underwear to defy everything.

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repent 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Without skepticism in one's heart we would walk off cliffs willingly.

My cat went full bran today 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

...and become the three-eyed feline! Woe is he who is hunted by it!

Stairs with drawers 3 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Or walking up the stairs and your toe catches the edge of a drawer which then pulls out under you and you faceplant.

I didn't start the Ohio hate, but it's my responsibility to keep it going 11 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Probably whatever horrible thing Jersey did too.

My Costco had toilet paper and it was very well organized and the people were civil 6 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

During the first month of quarantine my local Walmart had armed security guarding the TP to ensure limits.

50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

For a second it looked like he was badly photoshopped into the basket itself.

A kittens baby teeth 4 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Snarf Snarf?

If you start to feel resistance, just press harder 6 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Yes but not for awhile now. After a certain age it just stopped causing that reflex for some reason.

Not mine comic 6 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Maximizing his potential.

ass 8 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

It's not quite fuckboi style without just a slight bit of ankle showing.

Neck boys 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

So.. like a big neck up salamander?

What a ***ing chad 8 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

-off?

Blur the redline 34 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

I legit did not understand what she was talking about for awhile. I assume this is a race thing? Cause if that's the case then I'm a white guy that even with hard working parents could never afford to give me some shit like that. They couldnt even afford to help me get a car or anything like that.