notaguestnomore

notaguestnomore


What's the plural of precious?

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Hello darkness my old friend 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 days ago
they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine
Crazy image trickery 9 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
I need a video of jaden smith reacting to these
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In Essen sein Essen essen 6 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
In turkish "to eat food" is "yemek yemek". "To drink a drink" is just a little varied but still comes from the same root word, it's "içecek içmek" (where ç is pronounced 'ch')
Meep 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
A+ poetry right there
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I have pizza 105 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
If there's anyone deserving respect, it's British Columbia. He's too good an actor for all of this rude behaviour.
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Please say I'm not the only one 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
My love life is so miserable, even in my wet dreams im alone and watching porn.
Daily dose of Prehistory 14: Carcharodontodaurus 19 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
Yay teamwork
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But they're twins 22 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
Kids are so pure
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Me n mum on the topic of immune system 23 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
Me at my parents, who are muslim.
They don't know I'm not muslim anymore, and I plan to keep it that way. And its funny, because I have always known more about the religion than they did (just because I grew up with more resources for religious education than they did) so I still do find myself teaching them about little things. It helps me keep my cover. :P
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What did he say to the barber? 8 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
Mom says the house is too dusty
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How dare you? 20 comments
notaguestnomore · 3 weeks ago
I was actually thinking about this text post earlier today
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remember the one time he made no sense at all? 7 comments
notaguestnomore · 3 weeks ago
Personally i use watchsailormoon.com :)
Average guy using tinder for a few months now, it finally happened 1 comments
notaguestnomore · 3 weeks ago
It might have been accidental. I know the only times ive ever superliked anyone were all accidental.
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Selfie for whatever reason. 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
My internet sucks so it took a while to load and when it was halfway i legit thought that light fixture was a shoe stuck to the ceiling and laces dangling down. Then the whole picture loaded. :P
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I dare you 89 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
I work as a market research interviewer, so basically i do surveys over the phone with people. This was one of the questions and i was actually curious about the answer so i asked my friend who is studying to become a nurse. :P
I dare you 89 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
Yo do u know how many glasses of wine a 120 pound woman would have to drink over a period of two hours to have a BAC of .05?
Now I know why the sign said "don't feed the ducks" I had to run for my 13 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
It makes me nervous that the title cuts off like that
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Friday night. 27 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
Im going to the casino for the first time with some coworkers later tonight.
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You can let it be Jiff! Just please no! 11 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
"Let it" buddy it already is pronounced jiff :P
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Value of a tree 8 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
It's sad that we have to assign a monetary value to things for them to be worth a thought in this society.
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Spank me, minister 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
I live in the same city as trudeau and i still wish i could see him in person one day.
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Pure savage:') 6 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
Lol they censored out fake account names :P
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You've be warned 2 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
My boyfriend doesn't have to get me anything. Because he doesn't exist.
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