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Titiz 2 comments
notaguestnomore · 17 hours ago
Nope, turkey :) everything else is in turkish. In fact, "titiz" just means "neat freak"
In Turkey they're creating batmans 5 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 day ago
It's true though. I'm in Turkey now, utterly disappointed.
I wanna know how long y'all have been on here 50 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 day ago
I started as a guest around 2011-12 ish? I dont exactly remember. I found it bc funsubstance started following me on instagram and i was like wtf is funsubstance? I think i joined as a member in like 2013 maybe because i got sick of not being able to see the nsfw content XD
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Sorry couldn't help it 12 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 days ago
Wow. I never even realized the date at the time, but i asked for today off
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I would always get in so much trouble though when I was finally found 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 days ago
My friends and i would just pretend we fell asleep so our parents would just leave us for an impromptu sleepover. It didn’t work as often as we would have liked but it worked sometimes :P
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Meanwhile in NZ 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
April the giraffe had her baby??
Meme detected...! 5 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
I love seeing meme people's reactions to themselves its adorable
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I asked to go home since I'm sick 2 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
Whenever i faked sick in high school the next day when i came back to class someone would ask me where i was, then say, "yeah I can tell you still kinda look sick, but also like you're getting better"
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Same goes for men about woman's breasts size... 25 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
I have this friend group and for a while i was dating one of the guys, and one night at a gathering/party thing, the topic of conversation turns to who has a circumcised dick. Turns out of the four guys in the group, the guy i was dating was the only one circumcised. One of the other guys turns to me and says "sorry"
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Someone give the man a lift already 17 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
When you have a question in class but the teacher never notices you
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Cancelled plans 13 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
That's so sad... :(
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Just do it 6 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
...did u accidentally kill someone this way..?
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Spider is shy 9 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
When senpai notices u
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LOL...Open the damn door let me in 7 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
birb does a vvv angery
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*whispers* moriarty 27 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
One time someone (a cast member) whispered the m word right before a show started and an audience member puked so the show was held back half an hour
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Jokes, anyone? 23 comments
notaguestnomore · 3 weeks ago
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Hahaha. Jokes aside i am almost in your exact situation, only the guy i have a crush on initially said he likes me too. Then a couple of days later he said he wanted to stay friends out of nowhere.
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All time favourite quote by the Sultan Mehmet the Conqueror 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 3 weeks ago
In case anyone is wondering, a hamam is basically a traditional bathhouse
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The past few months have been...interesting 27 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
Not really. Then again, i came out to a group of people already out themselves. One of my straight friends just asked me about like, when I knew and whatever, but other than that, it's been aight.
Hello darkness my old friend 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine
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Crazy image trickery 9 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
I need a video of jaden smith reacting to these
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In Essen sein Essen essen 6 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
In turkish "to eat food" is "yemek yemek". "To drink a drink" is just a little varied but still comes from the same root word, it's "içecek içmek" (where ç is pronounced 'ch')
Meep 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
A+ poetry right there
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I have pizza 105 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
If there's anyone deserving respect, it's British Columbia. He's too good an actor for all of this rude behaviour.
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Please say I'm not the only one 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
My love life is so miserable, even in my wet dreams im alone and watching porn.
Daily dose of Prehistory 14: Carcharodontodaurus 19 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
Yay teamwork
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