notaguestnomore

notaguestnomore


What's the plural of precious?

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Good luck! 1 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 days ago
I went to the museum of archeology in naples yestsrday. There was an entire exhibit on the importance of phallic symbolism in the roman empire.
Fruity update: I have green hair 18 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 days ago
Then does that make you a green salad? :P (looks great btw!)
Microsoft 'word' homie 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
Google docs did that to me once too
The pieces are all there 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 1 week ago
Ginger has all the same letters. Maybe he is just writing a recipe? Jeez
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Live and amazing life 7 comments
notaguestnomore · 2 weeks ago
Two types of people.
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Just leaving him here girls 17 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
To be fair he looks like he could have come out of the womb that way
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Just leaving him here girls 17 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
Aged like a fine wine
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Titiz 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
Nope, turkey :) everything else is in turkish. In fact, "titiz" just means "neat freak"
In Turkey they're creating batmans 5 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
It's true though. I'm in Turkey now, utterly disappointed.
I wanna know how long y'all have been on here 51 comments
notaguestnomore · 4 weeks ago
I started as a guest around 2011-12 ish? I dont exactly remember. I found it bc funsubstance started following me on instagram and i was like wtf is funsubstance? I think i joined as a member in like 2013 maybe because i got sick of not being able to see the nsfw content XD
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Sorry couldn't help it 12 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
Wow. I never even realized the date at the time, but i asked for today off
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I would always get in so much trouble though when I was finally found 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
My friends and i would just pretend we fell asleep so our parents would just leave us for an impromptu sleepover. It didn’t work as often as we would have liked but it worked sometimes :P
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Meanwhile in NZ 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
April the giraffe had her baby??
Meme detected...! 5 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
I love seeing meme people's reactions to themselves its adorable
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I asked to go home since I'm sick 2 comments
notaguestnomore · 5 weeks ago
Whenever i faked sick in high school the next day when i came back to class someone would ask me where i was, then say, "yeah I can tell you still kinda look sick, but also like you're getting better"
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Same goes for men about woman's breasts size... 25 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
I have this friend group and for a while i was dating one of the guys, and one night at a gathering/party thing, the topic of conversation turns to who has a circumcised dick. Turns out of the four guys in the group, the guy i was dating was the only one circumcised. One of the other guys turns to me and says "sorry"
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Someone give the man a lift already 17 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
When you have a question in class but the teacher never notices you
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Cancelled plans 13 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
That's so sad... :(
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Just do it 6 comments
notaguestnomore · 6 weeks ago
...did u accidentally kill someone this way..?
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Spider is shy 9 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
When senpai notices u
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LOL...Open the damn door let me in 7 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
birb does a vvv angery
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*whispers* moriarty 27 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
One time someone (a cast member) whispered the m word right before a show started and an audience member puked so the show was held back half an hour
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Jokes, anyone? 23 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Hahaha. Jokes aside i am almost in your exact situation, only the guy i have a crush on initially said he likes me too. Then a couple of days later he said he wanted to stay friends out of nowhere.
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All time favourite quote by the Sultan Mehmet the Conqueror 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 7 weeks ago
In case anyone is wondering, a hamam is basically a traditional bathhouse
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The past few months have been...interesting 28 comments
notaguestnomore · 8 weeks ago
Not really. Then again, i came out to a group of people already out themselves. One of my straight friends just asked me about like, when I knew and whatever, but other than that, it's been aight.