Kids are so pure

I was actually thinking about this text post earlier today

It makes me nervous that the title cuts off like that

Im going to the casino for the first time with some coworkers later tonight.

"Let it" buddy it already is pronounced jiff :P

It's sad that we have to assign a monetary value to things for them to be worth a thought in this society.

I live in the same city as trudeau and i still wish i could see him in person one day.

I feel like that's just a friendship card taken out of context. Like it means girlfriend in the way girls say when talking about their best (female) friends.

Science side of funsub, can u explain?

I didn't know planes could be bisexual

"You ever have soft serve ice cream?"

My Korean professor actually said this to us. She told us she doesn’t miss her family as much as she misses her dog.

I dont get the dog/pants one at all. What am i missing?

Am i allowed to kill them or am i limited to just knocking them out?

Omg i started laughing in class

It's the lyrics to a song.

The last two are related. :)

Oh boy, were we naïve.

At the beginning of the video, I thought this was going to be something that would make me angry and put me in a bad mood. But I enjoyed it, and I think he has valid points.

I'm a mix. I let it get to the E, and THEN i start saying I need to fill up :P

Hey now

Me as a mom

True bros