Someone hire this glorious man! 10 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
Wow. A degree in zoology but he works at Starbucks?
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Nickelodeon used to be so great 2 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
What i love about this is that despite having heard toast stories, he still told the story in a spooky way. Why is he so spooked by toast?
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F*****UCK THE POLICE! 2 comments
Good meme format 3 comments
It's like winning the Lottery 7 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
My friend once asked someone for consent to send him a pic of her boobs and he rejected the offer
What a Classic! 10 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
Lmao the "what, you egg" reminds me of my grade 11 english teacher who used to have laminated name magnets for the characters in every shakespeare play she would teach. It was to keep track of who was reading for which part in class. As macduff's child she literally had "Egg" as a name magnet.
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The first and last word of the year 7 comments
Horror or Comedy? 12 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
What would happen if you committed a crime in one country but then you move to a country where its not considered a crime? Would the colour of your blood change depending on where you are or are the crimes locked to where they were committed?
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It kinds seems cozy 2 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
When you're sleeping over at your friend's but they fall asleep before giving you a blanket.
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That's my monthly allowance 1 comments
It all makes sense now! 3 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
My fave band? Oh, uve probably never heard of them, theyre pretty... underground
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Help 9 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
I only know American Sign Language, so I don't know if this is in another sign language, or if it's baby sign or what, because thats not help in ASL
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But how though? 18 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
I was raised muslim and went trough as much muslim education my parents could force upon me. I actually asked this question back when i was a firm believer in the faith to my religious "guide" (quotations bc rough translation) and her answer was basically that; just face earth at times of prayer. Which would probably mean face different directions within a day, but the general idea is find earth and pray that way.
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Depressed penguins 13 comments
Not that guy 13 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
What are the odds the guy even remembers what they did tho? Like, it happened a year ago? I have trouble remembering things from last week.
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Who has a good Lyft/Uber story to tell? 3 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
Had an uber driver try to convert me once when he found out about my unconventional beliefs in terms of god.
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She likes you 14 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
Aint that the same dude who ethos pathos and logos'd his way to a date?
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f*cking love dogs 3 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
I saw a dog at reception today just as i was leaving the kitchen (i work at a retirement home dining hall) and i did a full 180 went back inside and told a girl that there was a dog at reception and we just went and LOOKED AT IT IT WAS GREAT
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Why do bad guys get rewarded? 27 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
Just looked it up again to refer to it. It's called "coolness: an empirical investigation" in case anyone wants to read it
Why do bad guys get rewarded? 27 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
Actually i recently read that a study was done to define "coolness" and caring beat not giving a fuck as a trait of being cool.
You are doing good work 6 comments
notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
i once matched with this dude from high school who i KNEW had a girlfriend, but he unmatched me w/o saying anything. probably realized i went to his high school and knew he was in a relationship.
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