Nah i know a kid that's 2

Well duh. Shaggy can a) run as fast as Scooby and b) carry Scooby when he jumps into his arms when afraid

I mean... i had an extra strong martini with my breakfast

Here lies notaguestnomore. She was just taking a walk in my dreams.

Wholesome

Gotta go fast

If it has any issues, dont take it to the mechanic. Just get a new car.

No, im pretty sure they did. The plaque in between the two banners leads me to believe this is some sort of art piece. I'm pretty sure having a white girl and a muslim girl wear the exact same shirt was done on purpose to highlight the difference of opinions they would each respectively get.

Something something symbolism about war

That's honestly so pure

I cant tell if its 2D painted to look like 3D or if it's actually a 3D painting

Born: I think so

"Made with mystery ingredient"

Petition for a weekly iroh post

Wow. A degree in zoology but he works at Starbucks?

How civil war started

Awkwaaaard

What i love about this is that despite having heard toast stories, he still told the story in a spooky way. Why is he so spooked by toast?

Firetruck the police? What an awful thing to say!

I still read it from the red shirt to the blue shirt lmao

My friend once asked someone for consent to send him a pic of her boobs and he rejected the offer

Lmao the "what, you egg" reminds me of my grade 11 english teacher who used to have laminated name magnets for the characters in every shakespeare play she would teach. It was to keep track of who was reading for which part in class. As macduff's child she literally had "Egg" as a name magnet.

This year the first thing i said was "oh, we missed the countdown"