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How the devil got his soul 17 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
The second sentence explains what the first sentence means, as there are some people that do not understand things as easily as others.
How the devil got his soul 17 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I wish for any wishes after mine to be ignored, no matter what anyone says or does. This wish cannot be denied, nor can it be nullified.
Then the porch clapped. 9 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
*obligatory "can confirm, was doorbell" comment*
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How to get extra credit 13 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Jokes on you. Not everyone has student loans. XD
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When men cried 18 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I had my wife watch this the other day. I had forgotten how sad, but amazingly good, it was.
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War! 5 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I was fairly certain the Phantom Menace most certainly had war in it.
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Nobody pronounce it like data 8 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Data analyzes the data on Startrek.
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Eminem 37 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
My wife made cookies. I am not gonna share them with asteroid and the strangeness involved with him.
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Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I thought it was illegally as well. He bought the gun about a year ago, before anyone knew the issues he was having.
Eminem 37 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Uhm. How old do you think we all are? I know there are teenagers on here. I also know that there are people 15 years my senior on here, and I am 32.
I was unaware that liking something or someone was considered being a conformist. How about you learn to chill out and conform to being a mute Monk or something that requires a complete vow of silence? All you have been doing lately is try to get others to conform to your thoughts and opinions. Do not get mad at people who are "conformist" just because they are not conforming to you.
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Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
The shooter got the guns legally. Not illegally. Passed the background check and all due to no priors.
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Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Correction. He bought it from a store. He had no priors, so passed the FBI criminal background check. He bought the gun last year.
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Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
From what I know, the site he bought it from did not do a background check. I've no idea.
Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
He bought the gun online.
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In my past life... Heck if I know! 12 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Can we NOT talk about the thing again? Everyone seems to be afraid of it still.
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Horrible pun 3 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
A subLIMEinal message?
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Boy meets world 7 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I liked this show.
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Why was "flabbergasted" the word of choice here? 8 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I don't peel them here. We generally use the slices for garnishes or in our drinks.
Why was "flabbergasted" the word of choice here? 8 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Are you assuming that where you are is the norm for eating limes?
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Dedication at its finest 11 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
No homework turned in was a 0. It still is a 0. It most likely will always be a 0.
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Playing hard to get 2 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Well... When someone asks "So tell me about your family..."
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Christmas came earlier this year 4 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Okay. It is before Christmas this year. Christmas came early.
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I can’t get the 5th one 15 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
Welcome. :)
I can’t get the 5th one 15 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
The first one is Counting Crows.
The third one is The Grateful Dead.
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Fear of the unknown 11 comments
novelus · 6 years ago
I'm not afraid of falling. I am afraid of the sudden stop at the bottom.
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