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13 years and several ass rips later 18 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Tell that to my baby while she is asleep.
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I will join you 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
The Beer Float should be the lazy river.
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The night my book went missing 3 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I share a Birthday with him. I cried when he died. The man was amazing.
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I think so 11 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Y'all. That is Rafiki, trying to teach Simba a lesson on life.
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Smoothest DM 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Also seeing that the original math problems had 10 answers... That covers a US phone number properly.
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I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith. 16 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Yes it is. The one with Kurt Russell as Jack and James Spader as Daniel.
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I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith. 16 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
This was the movie before the show. Didn't like the movie. Loved the shows, though.
Baby time 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I do not use weeks when explaining how old my kid is. I use x months and x weeks old. Such as, my daughter is 5 months and 3 weeks old. I've no problems saying that to people because I know it is confusing. And the conversion does not always work properly. 5 weeks old equates to 35 days. 35 days is a month and 5 or 4 days old. So to tell people to convert on the spot is not easy. To each, their own. I prefer to say the x month and x weeks, because I know converting is not so easy all of the time.
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Self made 9 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
But Kylie isnt the popular one. Kim is. So give her some credit for stepping out of her sister's massive ass shadow and doing her thing.
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Baby shark! 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Baby shark, do do do too do doo
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I demand video evidence of Jebus!!! 18 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Yup
I demand video evidence of Jebus!!! 18 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Let's be honest. Most of us have walked on water.
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Breaking up through text 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Any time I see a guest, I think of V for Vendetta.
Breaking up through text 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Says the guest without the balls to say it from an account.
Mind blowing quotes 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I know many people who can read, but they cannot understand words.
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When you get the job you're unqualified for 3 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Uhm. Where do you see him at?
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
It was found to be false in regards to being about a vibrator.
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Trees adorn the balconies of this residential tower in Milan 2 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Okay so it wasn't just me.
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This is a 500 euro; "room" to rent per month near center of Paris! 17 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
It is just over $300 USD a week.
Nerd Fight 10 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Damn it. I said we do not mention it.
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Checkmate atheists 2 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Because the scientists were too busy thinking that they could, instead of thinking if they should.
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"Can you clean and cook tho" 32 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
No. If you are blond, you are fine. You have to worry if you are "blonde".
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Nerd Fight 10 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
We try not to mention that.
Nerd Fight 10 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Tell that to The Borg.
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The number is six 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Nah. You'll be fine