All my friends are eating steak and stew

How do Dick become a derogatory slang for penis?

How big is the interest? Or, are you owing more money because you are trying to pay for living?

Use soapy water.. spray soapy water to wet the surface, place the sticker, align it, use credit card to push away excess water, let it dry.

Honestly, it's the supervisor's fault for not properly introducing themselves in the first text. I would do the same too.

Try to smile more

She looks like young Amy Poehler on the first day of shooting Park and Rec as Leslie..

Time is not circular, time is linear

First they will aim to be #69, and then they will go for #420, and for sure they will try to go #666, and then here comes #69,420.. and so on..
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Behold Shooter #69,666,420!!!
There is no winning here.

Rape culture is strong with this one

To cover her 6 nipples

Disco Inferno is my new motto now

Plot twist, it's Zimbabwean dollars..

No, they never experience walk in a smooth asphalt without potholes

FORHK, the sound effect you make when you stuff your food to to your mouth to fast, and you ended up deep throat your self with the fork

Annoying Orange the returns

That's not how a pneumatic nail guns works

Scoobert Doo

Naughty Bomb?

Wait, that really happened in the game?

Can ya'll just stay quiet and let stupid people die??? Like, PLEASE!!!

You don't deserve Sam

My entire life is a lie