She looks so happily shocked. She'll probably go home and gush to her spouse about it, holding her hand to her heart and saying "God bless them". She'll pray before going to sleep, thinking of that happy couple. That's gonna be me in 50 years

that belongs in a museum

FRUIT SALAD
YUMMY YUMMY

Gru???

That dog looks so happy now! I needed this pick-me-up

Rice was never really a good guy anyways

'hows my driving?"
purrfect

Awww!

I want them to set some up in my town now

i:
sleep way too little despite staying up until 1 or 2
vary between eating a lot and eating nothing bc of dnd
disinterested and forget everything
will start drawing at 2 and suddenly its 4
and avoid conversations about trans people with my parents.
whoops

I went to a Starbucks in NYC and they pronounced my name "Row-ahn" and spelled it fine. Well, except for the weird b in the middle

We don't deserve dogs, at all

It's Kailee Morgue! I love her stuff so much

I've always wanted to do this

Can you adopt me? Please?

Conquistadors would pay any price for it

I KNEW cheetos weren't to be trusted

Like - Share - Nuke

I love Brother Bear so much

IT GOES A FEW WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN ME

What a brutal murderer..

My soul has been cleansed, my sins forgiven, my browser history deleted

I read this as "Soviet Powered Tank"
"GET IN THERE, IVAN!"

If you can read..
you can understand words.