Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

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I guess we need a doctor to figure it out 67 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I'm technically obese at 30.0 BMI (5'10, 210 pounds). She looks 350-400, although I won't dispute beauty standards, she's obese
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Pillows 7 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I have a pillow for my head, that's all
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Baby on board fixed 6 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
They're to let paramedics know in the case something happens you absolute fucking walnut
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How an N64 an*log stick works 11 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Follow the pattern, obviously you repeat the letter! It's Annlog!
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Guess I suck at sports 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Thanks for censoring that word, glad I don't have to read such foul language, I'll never know what's censored
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When u f**k up, but everything works out 3 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Déjà Vu, I've been in this place before
For all you beautiful bastards out there <3 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
This dog is faulty
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Everyday at school 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
My fan used to violently shake in my bedroom, that was a nightly thought
Business man 3 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
What are we counting fat here?
Yes I’m shark. Yes I walks on land. Yes we exist 7 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Veganism is not consuming animal products. I think what she was thinking of was an animal rights activist or someone who realizes the issue and wants it to disappear but doesn't feel like their actions have impact
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Love yourself 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Can I compromise and go with ugly squid
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Please use your brain 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
We're talking about simple typos that can happen to anyone. Accidentally typing our instead of out, st instead of at, etc
We're not talking about the intentional stupid speak liek dis wher u type shrt n rong
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Hello there 7 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Can confirm, it is also a sign
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Bill Cosby on what women want 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
6 years later and OP had no idea at all
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It's good news to some 3 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Have you met the generation?
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Dad bot 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Had him for like 2 weeks, he got booted real quick
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Personality is sometimes all that matters 14 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Yes, but they live in Florida. I'm Canadian. Whoops
Thanks mickey, you saved are childhood as well as poo's life :) 8 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Is it really? I've never seen this before
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Ice 6 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
All of the consoles I have were bought before I got a job, with a household income less than $15k USD annual. I have 7, 8 if you count PC. 2 is not a lot at all.
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Adam and Eve 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
*at the time
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Nintendo finds a way 8 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Reading this left to right was so confusing
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Bring back old medicine 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Ok but a lobotomy isn't off the table either
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Fuque you 8 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I wonder why people would think that, considering we're so 'nice'
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Minecraft is life 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Why do you think the parody was forced to change? It sounds different and bad now because of copyright
What's your rapper name 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Wow! Mine's lil penis