Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
He felt that in his soul 11 comments
pokethebear · 11 hours ago
Fuck a bunch of bullfighters. No better than dog fighting.
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*Thanos intensifies* 16 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
“...had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” -Ebenezer Scrooge
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Who won WWIII? 23 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Nearest BBQ restaurant, after 12 years asleep I’m gonna be famished.
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He felt that in his soul 11 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Ahhhhhh, arsehole.
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Huge snapping turtle 9 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
They wander swamp to pond to swamp all over my property and my neighbors’ property.
Boop beep 8 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Just on YouTube, cannot afford Mug Club. I love the change my minds. I also like “pinkies up motherfuckers!”
Is this cosplay?! 5 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Wow. Downvotes for not seeing every post. This poster may not have seen the previous post either.
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He felt that in his soul 11 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
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Is this cosplay?! 5 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
I’ve nay seen it before.
Boop beep 8 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Sven computer might pass this test. Beep beep.
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Huge snapping turtle 9 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Those are some real ornery bastards.
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Cheeseburger deluxe, extra pixels 1 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Where’s the fries?
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He felt that in his soul 11 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Deserved
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Is this cosplay?! 5 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Yes it is
Transition contact lenses were just FDA Approved. Here's a demo video 13 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
I’ve grown accustomed to failure.
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Aaaaaaaaaand she's mad 3 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
More cushion for the pushin.
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Now kiss 10 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
What country?
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Oh hello there, how's the landing? 3 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
Wait until it bites your oxygen tank
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Transition contact lenses were just FDA Approved. Here's a demo video 13 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
*raybestos flys through the air*
Switzerland looks like a childrens book 7 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
No urban sprawl for one.
Move it b*tch 9 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
Sadly they ditched Olds and kept Buick.
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I freaking love this show 3 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
The show
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Move it b*tch 9 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
I had a ‘98 Olds 88 Royale, that thing handled like a dream and topped out over 110. It had a selectable sport or comfort tuned variable air ride suspension. The GM 3800 V6 was just barely big enough, I would have rather it was supercharged or a V8. I honestly cannot remember what happened to it that made me get rid of it.
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Woaaaaah 6 comments
pokethebear · 3 days ago
You’d’ve Been turned into a newt