Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
RIP Dolores O'Riordan 6 comments
pokethebear · 13 hours ago
Some of their music was inspired by the violence in Belfast in the 70s until ‘97. Those of us in the 30s remember when the IRA was still standing.
After death checklist 5 comments
pokethebear · 13 hours ago
Now you need to change it because you just told the hucksters
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. 37 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
We tried giving Krazy Kim money; didn’t stop him. Now we’re fiving him verbal abuse; doesn’t seem to be working. Next time around we will either buy him a car and tell him what book to read, or give him a rock bottom. Not sure either of those wil help either.
I can only assume that Death comes to reap those who subscribe to this "philosophy". 9 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Come on! That’s back when LP was good.
Such fancy. Much proper. Wow. 19 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Pics or it didn’t happen;-)
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Such fancy. Much proper. Wow. 19 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Lol, just noticed you were in another post. Been a while.
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Always practice safe text 5 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Here’s a name I haven’t seen in a while.
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Check out that man in a gigantic icehole 4 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
What icehole nation is this from?
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Such fancy. Much proper. Wow. 19 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
*blushes* How did you know?
The more things change, the more they stay the same. 37 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
ie: Obama and Trump and Oprah and The Rock
Always practice safe text 5 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
You mean taking the dirt road?
This did me the HECKIN' Grump Spoop! 1 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
Must watch later
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I can only assume that Death comes to reap those who subscribe to this "philosophy". 9 comments
pokethebear · 1 day ago
...but in the end, it doesn’t even matter
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It is not always good, to be Rocco 2 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Well, there are other ways to make your “oh” faces.
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He looks like he reads the bible 13 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
More than you realize.
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A different kind of Helicopter rescue operation 4 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
I saw this on the weather channel. The ice was super slippery and the deer couldn’t stand but the ice was too thin for a person to go out there. The pilot used the rotor wash to push the animal to shore.
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Test it and spread it. 21 comments
pokethebear · 2 days ago
Works on my SE as well.
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I don't understand ride share opposition 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 days ago
Dammit
Came too fast and I wasn't ready 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 days ago
Or NASCAR drivers.
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Facebook is better than the Oracle 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 days ago
Anonymity is a lie
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What's happening? 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 days ago
Is the ostrich waiting for the microwave to beep?
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I don't understand ride share opposition 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 days ago
The opposition is predominantly from cab driver unions. The “ride sharing” drivers don’t have the same insurance or regulations and there are less background checks.
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All I need 7 comments
pokethebear · 6 days ago
You were not happy with all my Sam Jackson gifs directed at my fuckwit governor a couple days ago. You told me to watch my language.
All I need 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 week ago
It’s a running joke, I’m not actually asking him to mate with my mom.