Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
I relate too much 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Maybe you should give me the coffee and go do something productive instead.
Favorite thing about kermit 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I've been told I make that face at work a lot. It's my "how did you tie your own shoes" face.
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Good guy Florida 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
That moment I had to look him up.
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Gimme..comic book style pants 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
...and a matching comic book flat stomach.
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Man does impressions to characters at Disneyland 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
That guy is really good, that whole video made me smile.
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Spooky child 2 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
She maybe should not have her face in the carbon monoxide hole. Just a suggestion.
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You'll be in trouble 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
You're going on an island vacation. Is it worse to have Jim Cantore show up on the island with a camera or to have Tom Hanks on your plane on the way there?
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Stay away from me, bra! 1 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
When nobody is home the pants gotta go
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Thanks Obama 44 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I've had some indigestion lately, but Web MD said I may actually already have died of an as of yet undiscovered cancer, so I've got that going for me.
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I thought that speech sounded familiar.. 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
She did say she has considered that act of terrorism. Nevermind the fact that she's a 1%er that doesn't even live in the US anymore. I wonder if she's grandstanding to sell music.
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Supportive mom 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
You have to model it for us!
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I thought that speech sounded familiar.. 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I'm trying to figure out why Madonna is out there freaking out.
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Middle class people problems 36 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Not a Breitbart guy. Which word? Why again should we care what you think?
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Middle class people problems 36 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Identity politics was invented by and perfected by the left. You are doing it now. I think the right is done allowing you to define who we are and what we believe and to begin calling the left out for hypocracy and prejudice.
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He's on the move 25 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Impeach? For what crime? That word doesn't mean what you think it does.
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Some friendships last forever. 34 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
My photos never do. What causes it?
Freedom! 7 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Or scars
Not a really exciting confession 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Such as?
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Strict dad 9 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I would've done the same.
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It's already getting better 35 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Wow. Why?
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My job is just the worst 10 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Oh my
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Something You Probably Didn't Know About Hungary 18 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
You're thinking about Asians, aren't you? Think in terms of square mileage instead of population.
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How to easily peel potatoes 9 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Seconds?
If only humans were this capable 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Makes you wonder how it broke its leg in the first place since it is clearly made of play dough or rubber.
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How to easily peel potatoes 9 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
How long in the hot?