Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
All I need 7 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
@matthewg ;-)
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Donkeys are used to protect livestock form predators 9 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
If an ass can catch his ass he stands no chance of bagging that roadrunner.
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Donkeys are used to protect livestock form predators 9 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Theres a Fox with a great looking ass.
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To summon me you need a darkrai 11 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Is that a potsticker?
I am the fire lord!! 5 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Like boiling a frog in a pot
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Making my life simple 6 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Also me eating my feelings.
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Ladies & Gents! Presenting you Mr. Jet Li 6 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Same.
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Do you agree with Obama? 39 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Would we get a pearl then?
How about parks? 15 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
There are people. Smh.
How Germany treats the victims of Muslim terror 57 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Do you ever stop you insufferable bigoted socialist tool?
Christmas special 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Well, it goes like this. Having the Apple bottom dog is itself not copyright infringement, using said Apple bottom dog (the one with the fur) publicly for gain would be. Much like the daycare centers that Disney forced to remove a mural of Disney characters. Had they not been publicized and used for advertising, (implying endorsement) they could have stayed.
Taco Tuesday 19 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Does this mean his dietary choices are narrowed on Tuesdays or that he dabbles is heterosexual behavior on Tuesdays?
How about parks? 15 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
There are admission fees and gift shops in NYS and federal parks.
Crappy advertising 2 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Our car wash is the shit!
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Pay to play 14 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Three hots and a cot is being redefined.
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Christmas special 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Somebody getting sued in 3...2...
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Relatable 2 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Never has there been a better description of that pic. (And we have all been there)
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Cabbage 6 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Rush Hour 3
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This kid is going places 7 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Could be the only three correct on the entire page.
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Ok good 1 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Precision of language!
Can somebody please explain this? 33 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Hawkeye Pierce
Indians are smart too 9 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
The rocket tower bears some resemblance to Ganesha.
Me preparing for 2018 right now 2 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
There was a guy running for governor of NY that carried a bat and said he was going to clean up Albany (our notoriously corrupt capital) there were actually dipshit politicians that said his statements were implied threats and they were scared.
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"Swat-ing" is a thing? 30 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Not the first time. Especially if you count dogs.
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