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poopun · 1 day ago
Then same logic could probably be applied to Trump (he doesn't deserve that etc...). Either you think Trump deserves it for his policies and behaviour etc... then you can probably assume that people who support him enough to go to a birthday party would deserve it aswell, or you think none of them deserve it.
Obviously this is an exageration because its a 100% unrealistic scenario.
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poopun · 1 day ago
Better, throw an actual celebration party, inviting all his supporters to join the celebration.
Can relate 5 comments
poopun · 2 days ago
For some reason when I'm just chilling in the car (not trying to sleep or anything) I quite like holding on to it. Not for 'oh shit' reasons, it just feels comfortable somehow.
Yeah me too #sadface 13 comments
poopun · 2 days ago
Yeah, if were playing splitscreen I'm gonna screencheat and expect every other player to do the same. And to be fair, it's not always easy to follow whats going on on 2+ screens at the same time.
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Set an example 5 comments
poopun · 5 days ago
Just give them actual good books... And by good I don't mean the pentacle of litterature, I mean goddamn books that will keep you hooked.
When i was 10-18 I was into the harry potters, eragon etc... it would drive my parents crazy because I would bring 3-4 (big ass) books for a 2 week holiday (I'm a decently fast reader).
Hell my mom got mad at me coz I didnt sleep on a school night because I had started the Hunger Games that evening and I could't just let katniss sleep in a tree.
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Genius level over 9000 4 comments
poopun · 5 days ago
Its a festival. You kindly explain the problem to the dude, 99.99% of the time he will let you dig it up in exchange for a drink. Hell he might even help out.
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Sugar daddy has a son too 15 comments
poopun · 6 days ago
If you guys are actually interested, look up for any femdom websites. There are A LOT of guys looking for femdom (to a point where finding a femdom is crazy hard x)).
The particular type you would look for would most likely be tagged as findom (as in Financial Domination) or Pay Slave or something of the sort. Note that, there are substantially more women looking for pay slaves than for other types of subs (for obvious reasons) so it might be a little harder to find someone (but seriously, the amount of guys into femdom VS the amount of girls into it allows girls to be extremly picky).
On a final note, I have never tried findom as its one of the few aspects of femdom im really not into, but I owuld assume that someone wouldnt just give you access to their bank account, most likely they would 'expect' some kind of domination in return, so although you don't have to meet you would probably have to interact to some extent, at least though texts / emails.
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the Fart 4 comments
poopun · 6 days ago
Im pretty sure he wasn't referencing the spelling but rather the fact that she mentions something she claims she "forgot" (ie : she didnt actually forget).
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Subtitles 7 comments
poopun · 6 days ago
Probably for "dialog". Depending on your kinks it can be a pretty important factor (Say you're into domination / submission, the oral aspect of it is pretty important, because a girl sucking dick isnt the same as a girl being ordered to suck dick).
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To poop or not to poop? 7 comments
poopun · 1 week ago
I would still offer. Theres a one in a million I hit the jackpot, and quite frankly they are having sex in a public bathroom so I wouldnt feel too bad for 'intruding' (note that by 'ask' I mean just say out loud "can i join you ladies ?" or something like that, NOT open the stall or anything actually physical without their consent).
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Girl offers 42 comments
poopun · 2 weeks ago
Saying sex = abortion is a shortcut so fucking big I'm not even going to try to argue any further. I will just leave saying that noone needs to be taught how to have sex, they will figure it out on their own. However safe sex is something they wont figure out on their own.
At a certain age, you cant prevent kids from making their own stupid decisions, best make sure they know the consequences and stay safe, that hope they never succumb to the temptation.
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Sexchu 7 comments
poopun · 2 weeks ago
Yeah, as someone who had trouble with it for a while with my girl, (unless you have a real health condition which is an entirely different story) it boils down to nerves.
First time it happened I was nervous because it wouldve been her first time and I wanted her to have a good time, so I got into my own head (despite never having had any problem when we were just fooling around on other occasions).
Then I started getting into my own head, because I knew it could happen, and that made it happen x)
Luckily she was really cool about it, and we had to stop seeing each other for a week, which allowed me to get control of my own thoughts again, and then it was all fine.
But yeah, you have to be in the right state of nerves, and stressing about it will usually trigger it (which is a real problem because its hard not to think about it once it has happened once).
A homeless man in Silicon Valley was handing out copies of his resume 6 comments
poopun · 2 weeks ago
Wow ! Is he qualified tho ? Seems REEEAAALY hard to believe that a man skilled enough to work at google would have a hard time finding a job in the first place (I dont doubt the mans motivation, as shown by this picture, but its google were talking about).
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Girl offers 42 comments
poopun · 2 weeks ago
Why the downvotes on scats comments when all he is doing is expression his own point of view in a more than respectful manner ?
Aside from that I will chip in by saying that "There are other activities I'd rather practice in. I'm a human with brain, not a rabbit that fuck then die." seems extremly restrictive, one can enjoy sex while still enjoying other activities, and condemning everyone who has sex out of wedlock (which, pardon me if I'm wrong, seems to be what you would consider acceptable @rosalinas) are subhumans.
Sex is fun and enjoyable outside of its reproductive function, and utterly rejecting that aspect without compromise is a proof of a closed mind (which I personnaly tend to consider a bad thing).
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
poopun · 2 weeks ago
Man, upvoting for the numbers, source and all that shit. Good stuff.
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Flying trains 5 comments
poopun · 3 weeks ago
but... why ? Space issues ? is it faster than a train ? (I mean high speed trains are pretty fuckign fast nowadays).
(sorry, im at work, cant watch with sound).
Seems like a really complicated thing that will never be a real thing :/
A Japanese 1 yen coin is so light it won't even break surface tension 8 comments
poopun · 3 weeks ago
So basically 1cent.... watcha gonna do with 1 cent USD ?
He's the smart one 36 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
Yeah but I mean thats also not how we pronounce it in French.
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Bad title 3 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
Or, and god bless for that, my school forced us to not use WYSIWYG softwares like word, but rather use LaTeX to do our reports, meaning I can include all the insulting comments I want, they will never see them in the output PDF
Hate crime 9 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
Well to be fair it would make all the difference in the world for the insurance company.
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Angry love 13 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
Because sometimes what people mean by ignore is that we will litteraly ignore someone.
I do that with my girlfriend, and I don't think its bad.
But to be fair, we have been 'living together' the past month (not a permanent arrangement, she just finished her UNI and no longer has a dorm, and was staying in the country for one more month, and I happened to still have my room.
But I work a full time job, while she is now in holidays, so while she has all day to do w/e she wants by herself,I wake up at 7.30 after spending the night with her, then go to work, come back home and she is here. So you bet your ass at some point I'm gonna want some time to myself and I mean REALLY myself. No cuddling, holding hands, not talking once every 5 minutes to exchange an anedocte, because that would mean a part of me has to be paying attention to her, and i just want to lose myself in doing my own thing 100%, even if my thing is as trivial as watching a youtube video or playing games.
WTF who supports this? 12 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
I have to disagree. Quite a few people enjoy being a cuckold by the looks of the amount of porn material related avalaible out there.
Then again same as any other power exchange in a functionnal relationship it should be discussed beforehand and everyone should give consent.
I would love to partake 1 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
As cool as it looks you probably shouldnt be doing this with actual champagne. Seems like a waster of very expensive alcohol best enjoyed by itself.
Sweet revenge 3 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
I wouldnt have said anything, that could get him in legal trouble.
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Far too scary 6 comments
poopun · 10 weeks ago
When the TL;DR is almost as long as the original comment :D
(I dont disagree with your point tho)
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