porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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My cooking skill 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
You did not put in enough water, classic mistake. Put more water in, and if it stays sticky then put a small dash of vegetable oil. Don't stir rice unless you want it to go everywhere, along with possible steam burns.
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Edited 5 years ago
Vampire joke 8 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I thought it was because a boner requires blood flowing to your parts...
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Cells be like 15 comments
Graffiti by idiots!! 4 comments
I don't see many of them anymore 11 comments
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in Baghdad city 20 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
*rolls a 6*
you make a completely average bad noise. It's unpleasant, but not so bad they need to cover their ears.
*sighs*
for pete's sake, just murder them and stop trying to go the hippie route.
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you make a completely average bad noise. It's unpleasant, but not so bad they need to cover their ears.
*sighs*
for pete's sake, just murder them and stop trying to go the hippie route.
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in Baghdad city 20 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
*natural 2*
Your enemies cover their ears in pain. The ones that have high willpower instead open fire.
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Your enemies cover their ears in pain. The ones that have high willpower instead open fire.
Oh shid 2 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Nice try, posting your newest murder victim and expecting to get away with it... only @dr_richard_ew can do that!
Oceans 8 comments
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in Baghdad city 20 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
*another natural 1*
Your 37 remaining guitars explode. You're enemy remains unimpressed.
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Your 37 remaining guitars explode. You're enemy remains unimpressed.
A haircut for you 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Wow, first you steal their money then you steal their hair. Capitalism, people, am I right?-.-
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Chances 2 comments
Girl listening to music 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I don't think wires are supposed to bend into sharp points like that... at the very least, you'll barely hear anything out of them.
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Lava exploding next to a tourist boat 4 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Tourist: Ooooh, interesting...
Captain: WE'RE GOING BACK! GET ON THE EMERGENCY BOAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Tourist: *snaps picture*
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Captain: WE'RE GOING BACK! GET ON THE EMERGENCY BOAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Tourist: *snaps picture*
2. It's actually not the largest, it's composed of a BUNCH of tiny flowers. The largest flower is the rafflesia, which also smells like a rotting ass.