pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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Not this time, my friend 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 hour ago
Fabulous. You found out the secret. It's not like people haven't known that for a hundred years at this point.
It's even worse when women do it! 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 13 hours ago
Their muscles are so overgrown they physically can't put theirs straight.
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izza baby. 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 23 hours ago
I never understood the idea of a woman taking care of me in that way. I love to cook and I love to clean, so why would I would somebody to do it for me?
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Accurate 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 day ago
Some folks have 3 nipples, like Krusty the Clown. Don't be nippleist.
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Beautiful lady has been taking selfies with all the men who catcall her 36 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
Context is key. If you're going around town asking random woman for their phone number, that is not good behavior.
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Beautiful lady has been taking selfies with all the men who catcall her 36 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
I'm wondering how many people are going to make excuses for these guys. "They're just being nice," "she just needs to learn how to take a compliment." There will always be people who disregard what a woman says for some fantasy that she is wrong and just doesn't know it.
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Don't discriminate against the bird 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 days ago
The JetBlue terminal at JFK has birds so they can eat the other pests. Freaked me the hell out first time I saw them.
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Customer service stories 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
I once had to draw an irate hotel guest a diagram describing how a third party reservation works because she...just...didn't...get...it. It's not a difficult concept.
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A very literal doctor - Arrested Development 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
He's all right.
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When you're too drunk and too big to be carried to your hotel room 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
I've had to do that with drunk hotel guests before. It works better than a wheelchair because they can either lay flat or sit up, and drunk people have a tendency to slide out of chairs.
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They are done with your pizza-tossing bullshit! 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
The family and Vince Gilligan have very publicly asked people not to do this. Sometimes fans are the worst.
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My fb has weird things... part 132: even Putin loves puppy 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
That's the crazy ass dictator of Turkmenistan, who gave himself the honorific of "Protector."
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Old spice rape blocker 17 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
Sorry, I replied to the wrong person. But yes, it does happen to men too. James Van der Beek also mentioned that he was groped as a young actor. Hollywood is an industry that is based on who you know, so speaking up can ruin a young actors career.
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Harrison Ford's Halloween costumes: A series 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
The best part is, he never sacrifices his innate Harrison Ford-ness.
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Old spice rape blocker 17 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
It's about power, which is not just physical strength. Power comes in all forms, and Crews has been very outspoken about this issue before.
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Can you imagine? 69 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
My goodness, the gun debate sure is a fun one.
Men of culture I see 32 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
People like what they like.
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Put that shit away 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
I used to be a "courtesy clerk," and honestly it was a welcome respite to be outside for 20 minutes and not cooped up behind the registers. That being said, return your carts to the corral.
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Can you imagine? 69 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
That's my favorite argument: people will do bad things, so why even bother? Might as well give up at this point.
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I have to watch the game 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
That is Noelle Foley, the beautiful daughter of wrestling legend and noted crazy person Mick Foley.
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Did you expect this from criminals? 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
That's what criminal organizations do. They offer material support in times of need to gain the trust of the populace. Al Qaeda also built hospitals and provided free food to people, but it was all a ruse.
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Tio 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
Or a brother named Hermano? Arrested Development had addrssed this issue.
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You found the right one 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
I am a gamer, I just don't play online. And it doesn't say online games, just video games .
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You found the right one 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
I mean, there is such a thing as the pause button.
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