pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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Life is unfair 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 hours ago
Who do you think is the other half of this equation?
It's expensive to be poor 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 days ago
As the saying goes, "being poor is expensive."
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Dad ain't smart 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 days ago
That's a good start towards raising an emotionally mature young woman.
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Quality so good it's pointless 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
What does Ayn Rand have to do with this?
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Found their weakness 14 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
I disagree that "a tool is a tool." A hammer is not the same as a gun is not the same as a bottle of glue. Yes, people can use anything to deadly effect, but the ease at which guns can and will be used to kill is what makes them unique.
Found their weakness 14 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
I see this argument a lot. A cars purpose to to transport people and items. Accidents happen and we try to mitigate the damage by making people take tests, have seat belt laws, and all sorts of safety features in a car. A guns sole purpose to injure or kill. That's the difference.
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Panama canal 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
Ah yes, I remember my first time with Panamac.
You must have farted 14 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
My girlfriend cheated on me with her radio producer boss and got pregnant. She told me while I was giving her a ride home, so I pulled over and told her to get out and never contact me again.
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Humanity at its finest 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
Nah. The runners are instructed to do that, then at the end of the race volunteers come by and clean it up.
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Gonna go report myself for animal abuse 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
Funny thing about that picture: that guy is crying because he got outed as a neo Nazi and fired from his job.
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He shouldn’t have been ashamed of it, some men can only dream to have that 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
I once dropped my grandma's, who was deeply Catholic, statue of the Virgin Mary and decapitated it. She ended up taking me to confession over the incident.
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Huge pizza 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
Fucking lasagna is what that is.
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We don't deserve keanu 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
Hashtagblessed.
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#randomfacts #qatar #worldcup2022 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
It might also be played in the winter because of the excruciating heat.
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Can you even imagine? (The trouble with being Kilgrave) 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
Jessica Jones season 1.
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Can you even imagine? (The trouble with being Kilgrave) 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
All his hand wringing goes out the window because he's, ya know, a psychopath.
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Trying to tell a joke in 2018 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
I mean...the point if that bit in The Simpsons is that McBain is terrible at telling jokes.
What's wrong with kids these days? 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
I think ya'll are missing the point of what a safe space is.
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Yeet 69 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
He designed something nobody wanted. These people have decades of experience in cave rescues, some billionaire doesn't know more than they do.
S-omebody once told me 31 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
It's been...
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Billionaire philanthropist playboy genius in a cave 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
Neither. He's a rich guy playing with toys, creating some cool shit, but he isn't a superhero by any stretch of the imagination.
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Where's Amy Schumer? 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
They're all early career Chris Jericho.
Aussies are the best 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
Spending 4 grand to trigger the libs. He sure owned them.
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If it has a full sec change. Would it be gay if I fuq? 18 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 weeks ago
It? Come on now
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