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Thoughts? 11 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
A lot of programs have time requirements for volunteers to tamp down on that kind of stuff. My organization does 2 hours minimum for volunteers.
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Thoughts? 11 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I work for a homeless organization and we post on our Facebook and twitter every time somebody volunteers to serve lunch. It helps spread the word and it turns out making people feel good about doing good is a heck of a motivator.
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The ribbon worm shoots a white substance or 'tongue-like proboscis' to hunt 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
White Substance: the neo Nazi offshoot of this website.
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Enough is enough 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I didn't move to the northeast for 98 degrees and 100% humidity.
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Argentina vs Nigeria (2002 World Cup) 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Nah, getting kicked point blank with a soccer ball is painful, more so coming from a professional. A flinch reflex is natural.
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Huge difference 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Wow, Kelly Mcgillis aged in 30 years. What a shocker.
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Setting a world record 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Old people falling scares the absolute shit out of me. I can just imagine all their bones disintegrating in a cloud of smoke.
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*Hears "Fake News" echo across the land* 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I mean, it's Reductress....
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I just realized 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Shit...you're right guest. That's my bad.
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I just realized 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
- It's called a pilot because the term comes from "pilot program." It's not an aviation pun.
- Stop making dumbass acronyms for things. That's not what "going ham" means, and there is no hidden meaning behind the word golf, either.
- Hold your horses does not mean be stable, despite what the internet may tell you. It most likely has to do with keeping steady on while traveling on horseback.
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Sermon for the day 59 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
If a woman is willing to have sex with me I literally could not care less.
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IQ 160 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Never skip leg day, brother
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The bus driver 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
They go out the back.
Skinnnnnnner !!!! 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
"We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N." "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down."
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I'll get that confession 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Bastard, beat me by 15 minutes.
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Pillow fight 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Community. The episode is "Pillows and Blankets" and is filmed like an Ken Burns documentary.
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How to hit on a woman in 2018 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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Fridays be like 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Yeah but...Budweiser.
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This comment chain 43 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I never understood this sentiment: "if you don't like it, then leave." America is a nation of change that has, and should, adapt to the times without sacrificing what makes it so unique.
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Calling on CEOs to fire male virgins 11 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Incels are bad for everybody. Let's not indulge their selfish and dangerous behavior.
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Shower thoughts 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.
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What nasty and not widely known customs are there in your countries? 22 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I think that's an everywhere thing.
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Hair brings them together today 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
The hair is bad, sure, but Trump cannot wear a suit for the life of him. His ties are way too long (they're never supposed to go past the belt buckle), he pants are always baggy, and his jackets are boxy.
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Roses are red, my guns don't shoot 16 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
Welp, there go his shoulder and arm.
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You're never too old for that 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I'm sorry, your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
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