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Fertility Treatments (Spooky Story) 5 comments
promanchild · 3 days ago
This isn't really that scary, just very sad.
F I s h g I r l e 1 comments
promanchild · 3 days ago
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming!
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Purge makes things awkward 5 comments
promanchild · 6 days ago
"Hey Jack! Was that my car you were driving to work today?"
"Why yes it was, Steve. Why do you ask?"
"...Can I have it back? My wife's gonna kill me next year if I don't."
"It was nice knowing you Steve."
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Mini horse 1 comments
promanchild · 6 days ago
James, I lost my key. Let me in already!
Thought this stock baby looked familiar 3 comments
promanchild · 6 days ago
Y tho
How does the internet know me?? 9 comments
promanchild · 6 days ago
It's a walking dead reference.
P.S. Fixed it!
· Edited 6 days ago
"It's leviOsa, not levioSA!" 9 comments
promanchild · 6 days ago
Ronald Weasley, it's Leviosaaaaaa!
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*Dumdidu*.. 7 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
In this case, a lack thereof.
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How does the internet know me?? 9 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
"GrimReaper then escorted promanchild to the lowest circle of hell, where he would listen to the deranged mumblings of all anonymous guests for eternity."
How does the internet know me?? 9 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
@mialinay will remember that.
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Not the story we deserve, but the story we need 9 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
Only in Florida...
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What a great guy 2 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
You know there's gonna be that guy that takes it all.
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Can't see me 8 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
It depends on the competition, and "large" isn't quite the word I'd use.
This lion responds to news reporter's questions and then scares her off 2 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
I would not trust a chain link fence to protect me from a lion.
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MUAHAHAHA!!!!! 7 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
There was a comic based of this:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S97GhGe
Eye swap 3 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
so help me, so help me
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These are mosquitos. Remember to be kind to your web slangin neighbors 3 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
That spider can start a mosquito restaurant with all that food.
Just guy things 3 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
That's how an how an air conditioner works. It takes air in, compresses it, and blows it out as cold air. Warm air would be expanding it.
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Keep scrolling 9 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
I RESPEKK WAHMEN
'yall 41 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
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'yall 41 comments
promanchild · 1 week ago
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No captains 54 comments
promanchild · 2 weeks ago
Tongue.
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Hmmm 7 comments
promanchild · 2 weeks ago
I wish I could upvote this a bajillion times.
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Queso 3 comments
promanchild · 2 weeks ago
That's the whole point of demons! They lure you in with cuteness, and the next thing you know they're knocking down that expensive wine glass you got on impulse.
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